You said on our very first date that you don't like flowers,

that they're a waste of money.

Every girl likes flowers, Gary.

You said that you don't like flowers.

I'm supposed to take that to mean that you do like flowers?

No. This is not about... You're not... God, you're not getting it.

You're not getting this, Gary, okay? It's not about the lemons.

It's not about the flowers. It's not about the dishes.

It's just about... How many times do I have to drop hints about the ballet?

You know I can't stand... Brooke, come here.

We've talked about the damn ballet. I hate the goddamn ballet!

You got a bunch of dudes in tights flopping around for three hours.

It's like a medieval techno show. It's a nightmare.

I sit there in a sweat. The whole thing, I do,

wondering when the hell's the goddamn nightmare gonna end.

Go to a damn ballet. It's not about you loving the ballet, Gary.

It's about the person that you love loves the ballet

and you wanting to spend time with that person.

Not when they're at the ballet.

Okay. Forget the ballet! Forget the ballet! I will.

We don't go anywhere together.

We just went to Ann Arbor together. To Ann Arbor.

To the Michigan-Notre Dame game.

You think screaming, drunk kids and leprechauns doing backflips, that's fun.

That's fun for me. Come on, man. I did that for you.

What do you... How do you show up for me?

I'm up on the bus every goddamn day for you!

Come on. You... I'm busting my ass

to be the best tour guide in the damn city,

so I can make enough money to support both of us

and hopefully you won't have to work one day.

I want to work. All I ask, Brooke,

is that you show a little bit of appreciation.

That I just get 20 minutes to relax when I come home,

instead of being attacked with questions and nagged the whole damn time.

You think that I nag you? That's all you do!

All you do is nag me!

"The bathroom's a mess.' ' "Your belt doesn't match.' '

"Hey, Gary, you should probably go work out.' '

Nothing I ever do is ever good enough!

I just want to be left the hell alone!

Really? Is that what you want, Gary?

Is that what you want? Yeah.

That's what you want? Yeah.

Fine. Great. Do whatever the hell you want.

You leave your socks all over this house, dress like a pig,

play your stupid-ass video game. I don't care, I'm done.

What? I'm done! I don't deserve this.

I really do not deserve this. I deserve somebody who gives a shit.

I'm not spending one more second of this life with some inconsiderate prick!

You're a prick!