Poke a stick at a grizzly bear

用棍子戳灰熊

Eat medicine that's out of date

吃過期的藥

Use your private parts as piranha bait

用私處當餌釣食人魚

Dumb ways to die

愚蠢的死法

So many dumb ways to die

好多愚蠢的死法

Dumb ways to die

愚蠢的死法

So many dumb ways to die

好多愚蠢的死法

Invite a psycho-killer inside

邀請變態殺人魔進家裡

Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride

刮花毒販的新車

Take your helmet off in outer space

在外太空掀開太空帽

Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place

把烘衣機當藏身處

Dumb ways to die

愚蠢的死法

So many dumb ways to die

好多愚蠢的死法

Dumb ways to die

愚蠢的死法

So many dumb ways to die

好多愚蠢的死法

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet

養響尾蛇當寵物

Sell both your kidneys on the Internet

在網路上賣掉兩顆腎

Teach yourself how to fly

教自己飛翔

Eat a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie

吃掉兩個禮拜沒冰的派

Dumb ways to die

愚蠢的死法

So many dumb ways to die

好多愚蠢的死法

Dumb ways to die

愚蠢的死法

So many dumb ways to die

好多愚蠢的死法

Dress up like a moose during hunting season

在打獵季打扮成一隻駝鹿

Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason

無緣無故去打擾一巢大黃蜂

Stand on the edge of a train station platform

站在火車站月台的邊緣

Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing

柵欄放下時開車穿越平交道

Run across the tracks between the platforms

衝過月台間的軌道

They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly

這些不押韻，但它們卻很有可能是

The dumbest ways to die

最愚蠢的死法

The dumbest ways to die

最愚蠢的死法

The dumbest ways to die

最愚蠢的死法

So many dumb

好多愚蠢的

So many dumb ways to die

好多愚蠢的死法