and-- [cheers and applause]

[cheers and applause]

A lot. [cheers and applause]

[cheers and applause]

My team of researchers told me

we've done a total of 121 scares.

121 scares.

Obviously I can't show them all to you, so here's my--

Uh, well, 120 of 'em.

[audience laughter]

Does Mike--is he like a-- does he like country songs?

Does he like--

-- He's a cowboy in the sense of, like, we have a farm,

and we, like, grow soybeans--

- [yells] - [screams]

Come on! [audience laughter]

[rock music] [cheers and applause]

You watch your back, people. [audience laughter]

- Aah! - Oh, my God!

[cheers and applause]

You know what? I want to do, like, a full-on one.

You gotta get me good.

We're going to be "Frozen," the sisters?

- Uh huh. - I'm gonna be Elsa.

- [yells] - Oh, my God!

What the hell? [cheers and applause]

[cheers and applause]

Like, what? Why?

- I don't know.

[clown laughing]

- [bleep] stop!

[clown laughing]

[audience laughter]

- Do you believe in ghosts?

- Yeah, sure. - It doesn't sound like you do.

- No, but-- [laughs]

I mean, there's different kinds, I guess.

- Well, sure, I mean there are different kinds.

- [yells] - [screams]

Oh, my God, oh, my God. [cheers and applause]

[cheers and applause]

- [singing] Stuck a feather in his hat

And called it macaroni

Yankee Doodle, keep it up

Yankee Doodle--

- [yells] - [screams]

[audience laughter]

[cheers and applause]

- Or jumping 12,000 together. - So now you're saying--

So nothing will scare you anymore.

- Uh, nothing-- nothing, no, nothing--

- [yells] - Oh, my God, oh, my God!

- [yells] - [screams]

[audience laughter]

- [yells] - Oh!

- [yells] - [screams] [laughs]

- [yells] - Ah! You son of a [bleep]!

[audience laughter]

- [yells]

[cheers and applause]

- I'm gonna cuss. I'm gonna cuss on your show.

I'm gonna cuss on your show. - Go ahead.

- That was-- That was some--

[cheers and applause]

[bleep] that. [cheers and applause]

- You're getting roasted on Comedy Central.

- Yes. - You have to be nervous.

You have be scared, I mean, right?

- [yells] - Oh, my God!

[audience laughter]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. [audience laughter]

- I love scary movies. - Oh, me too.

I will not--

- [yells] - [screams]

Oh-- That's--that's it.

I'm not coming on your show again.

I can't.

- [yells] - [screams]

[screams] [cheers and applause]

[cheers and applause]

- [yells] - [screams]

[screaming]

- [yells] - [screams]

[screams again] [cheers and applause]

Oh, my God! [cheers and applause]

- [yells] - Oh, you--

[cheers and applause]

- It's cool, yeah, yeah. I mean--

- [yells] - Oh, Jesus [bleep]!

[cheers and applause]

- [yells] - [screams]

[cheers and applause]

- [yells] - [screams] [bleep]

[cheers and applause]

[laughing] Oh, my God! [cheers and applause]

[cheers and applause]

- [yells] - [screams]

[audience laughter]

- [yells] - Aah! Oh!

[cheers and applause]

- [yells] - Oh, God!

[cheers and applause]

- There's an opportunity for, you know, I think--

- [yells] - Oh, my God!

What the [bleep]?

[cheers and applause]

Where is that guy? [cheers and applause]

[cheers and applause]

Where's that guy? Bring him back.

[cheers and applause]