l saw her taking her trousers down,

and l definitely glimpsed some cellulite down there.

Good decision, yeah.

All actresses are as mad as snakes.

- Tones, what do you reckon ? - Never met her, never want to.

- Brilliant. Max ? - Absolutely. Never trust a vegetarian.

Great. Thanks. Brilliant.

l was called and l came. What's up ?

William's just turned down Anna Scott.

You daft prick.

No, no. No, no, it's actually quite sensible.

That painting isn't the original, is it ?

Um, you know, l think it might be, yeah.

But she said she wanted to go out with you.

- Yeah. - Well, that's nice.

What ?

Well, you know,

anyone saying they wanna go out with you is pretty great, isn't it ?

lt was...

sort of... sweet, actually.

Um, l mean, l know she's an actress and all that...

so she can... deliver a line, but, um,

she said she might be as famous as she can be,

but also that she was...

just a girl...

standing in front of a boy...

asking him... to love her.

Oh, sod a dog. l've made the wrong decision, haven't l ?

Yeah.

Max, how fast is your car ?