Ow.

噢

Do cookies really get that hard after leaving them out for one night?

餅乾為什麼在外面放了一個晚上就變得那麼硬？

Time to get the bread.

該去拿麵包了

Hey guys!

嗨大家！

It's Rachel.

我是瑞秋

Well, it's 2:00 A.M. Rachel.

好吧，這是凌晨兩點的瑞秋

It's a little different than 2:00 P.M. Rachel,

跟下午兩點的瑞秋有一點點不同

but still Rachel.

但是還是我，瑞秋

So I'm currently having a giveaway

所以我現在有一個贈獎活動

where I give away this MacBook Air and a Hoverboard.

我會送出這個MacBook Air跟懸浮滑板車

The only rule for this giveaway that you must be subscribed.

要參加這次贈獎活動的活動條件就是你需要訂閱我的頻道

That's the only rule, because I just want

只有這一個條件而已，因為我只想要

to give back to my subscribers.

回饋我的訂閱者

And this giveaway ends on December 27,

這次的贈獎活動會在12/27截止

so find out if you won on that date.

所以那天可以回來看是不是贏了呦

Also, let's see if we can get this video to 3,000 likes.

同時我們也可以看看這部影片可不可以拿到三千讚

And comment down below which one of these weird Christmas life

也可以在下面留言告訴我

hacks you like the most.

你最喜歡哪個奇怪的聖誕節小撇步

OK.

好的

Let's get on with the video.

我們繼續來看影片吧

Life hack number one.

生活小撇步一

You see this lovely kind of Christmas tree that I got going on here?

你可以看到我放在這邊這個可愛的聖誕樹吧

Well, this is a problem that I'm pretty sure everyone has.

好的，我相信大家應該都遇過這個問題

See these lights?

你有看到這個燈嗎

They are not on.

他們沒有亮

And they are plugged in.

而且明明就有插上插座

See?

看吧？

It's not like they're not on because they're all broken.

不是因為他們全部都壞掉了才沒有亮

I know that they all work because

我知道它們是好的因為

I bought these yesterday.

我昨天才買的

The problem at hand is one of these bulbs are missing.

問題是其中一個小燈泡不見了

And if you have a tree that's bigger than this,

如果你有比這個更大的聖誕樹

it's going to take a very long time

那你就需要花很長的時間

to go through every single light to figure out which light's missing.

去檢查每一個燈泡找到底哪個不見了

So if you want to figure out which light bulb is missing out of all of these,

所以如果你想要找出到底哪個燈泡不見了

of all of these, all you've got to do

你要做的事呢

is just take this volt detector.

就是拿這個探測器

And just scan over the areas, and then it

然後掃過所有區域

will beep when there is voltage.

接著他就會再有電壓的地方發出嗶嗶聲

But when there's no voltage, it will stop beeping.

如果沒有電壓時，它就會停止發出嗶嗶響

So you know the general area of where it stops.

所以你會知道大概在哪裡停下來

Because even if there's a missing light,

因為即使你只失去了一顆電燈泡

the rest of the lights still have voltage in them.

剩下了燈泡內還是會有電壓

It's just the ones that come after the missing light that

只有在失去的燈泡內

don't have voltage in them.

會沒有電壓

And you can literally get this from any hardware store for $6

而且你可以去五金行買得到，才六美金

and use it every year to figure out

這樣你每年都可以用來探測

which light is the broken one.

到底哪顆燈泡壞掉了

And then to fix a light bulb, if you don't physically

而如何修這些小燈泡呢，你不用真的

have a new light bulb, just unplug everything,

真的去換一個新燈泡，只要先把插頭拔掉

and then take a piece of aluminum foil

然後拿一小片的鋁箔紙

and shape it into kind of an oval shape,

然後把他弄成橢圓形

and press it deep into little socket for the bulb.

然後把他壓進燈泡中的小插口

You just need the two metal pieces

你只需要兩小片金屬

on the inside of the bulb to be connected.

在燈泡裡面就可已連結

And the aluminum foil will connect them.

而鋁箔紙就可以連結他們

Just turn on the light and then all the lights will turn on.

接著只要把電燈打開，剩下其他的燈泡也會跟著亮啦

If you like giving presents but you suck at wrapping,

如果你要送禮物但超不會包裝

to the point where every single time

你的包裝爛到每一次

you give someone a gift you have to literally apologize

你給別人禮物的時候，你還需要為了你的爛包裝而道歉

for the way you wrapped the gift-- I got you a gift,

你還需要為了你的爛包裝而道歉：「我要給你一個禮物，」

but I'm really sorry.

「但我真的很抱歉」

The wrapping's terrible.

「我的外包裝很爛」

I'm not good at wrapping.

「我真的不太會包禮物」

That's you.

這是你

That's literally you.

這完完全全就是你

Just wrap it like a Hershey Kiss.

那你就把你的禮物包得像賀喜巧克力

All you need is a sheet of aluminum foil.

而且你只需要一張鋁箔紙

And then take a sheet of tissue paper

然後再拿一張薄紗紙

and just completely crumble up the gift in the tissue paper.

然後就把禮物放在薄紗指裡面一把包起來

And then wrap the aluminum foil up, and then just kind of twist it.

然後在包上鋁箔紙，接著繞著轉

And then you also have to write a little card.

再來你需要一張小卡

So cut a strip of white paper out,

所以剪一長條的白紙

and then write whatever you want on the card.

然後寫上你想要寫的東西

And then open up the foil on the top.

接著打開鋁箔紙的上方

And put the little card in, and then twist it.

把小卡放進去然後轉一轉

And you have a little Hershey Kiss.

你就擁有這個賀喜巧克力啦！

And you can literally do this with any item.

而且你真的可以用這個方式包任何東西

So here I'll do it with a square box.

所以我現在用這個正方形的箱子包給你看

Here I'll do it with literally a blow dryer.

然後我現在來包個吹風機

See, it doesn't matter how ugly it is,

看吧！不管這看起來多醜

because they'll think it's supposed to look like that.

這本來看起來就應該長這樣

And it is the easiest thing ever.

這是史上最簡單的事了

This was a square box.

這是正方形盒子

These were lip glosses.

這是唇蜜

This is a blow dryer.

這是吹風機

You literally turn anything into a Hershey Kiss.

你可以把所有東西變成賀喜巧克力

If you live in a small apartment or somewhere that just doesn't

如果你住在一個小公寓或時沒有火爐的地方

have a fireplace, and you want to make a fireplace,

而你想要做一個火爐

just find a bunch of boxes.

你就找出一堆箱子

And just place them like this.

然後把他們放成這個樣子

One on top of the other here.

一個疊在一個上面

Here, and one right here, but tape it up.

放這邊，一個放這裡，然後用膠帶固定

Now you have to cover it with plain white paper.

現在你要用白色的紙包著他們

You could use tape or glue, but I found this adhesive spray.

你可以用膠帶或是膠水，但我發現這個有黏性的噴霧

So just spray the glue on, and just put pieces of paper

所以你只要把膠水噴上去，然後把每片紙放上去

over it so you can cover it up completely.

然後你就可以完全的蓋著它

And then take some red brick colored paper and cut out brick

然後拿一些紅磚色的紙然後剪成磚塊

sized pieces of paper.

剪成磚塊的形狀

And then glue those on every other one like this.

然後把每個像這樣的貼上去

Kind of like in the shape of a brick.

有點像是磚塊的形狀

And if some pieces don't fit,

如果某幾片不合，

just cut it off or glue it to the side.

你就直接剪掉或是貼到另一邊

And you're done.

然後你就完成啦

And now you've got a cute little portable fireplace

現在你就有一個可愛還能隨身攜帶的火爐

for apartments and stuff.

給你的公寓或是任何你想要放的東西

You can hang your stockings and put some candles up.

你就可以吊你的襪子或是在上面放些蠟燭

If you want to have a fire behind it,

如果你想要這後面有些火

you can make this projector.

你可以做個這個投影

You just need a plain shoe box and a magnifying glass.

你只需要一個宿舍的鞋盒跟放大鏡

So just trace the magnifying glass

然後沿著放大鏡

to see where you need to cut, and cut that part of the shoe

看你需要剪哪裡，然後你就把鞋盒的那部分剪下來

box out from the front side.

從鞋盒上剪下來

And then just cut off the piece of the magnifying glass that's a stick,

然後剪下放大鏡的鏡面那塊

and then tape the regular circular part

然後沿著放大鏡的圓邊貼上去

of the magnifying glass on.

然後沿著放大鏡的圓邊貼上去

And then just take your cell phone

然後拿出你的手機

and find a YouTube video or something of a fireplace.

然後找個YouTube影片或是有火爐的其他影片

And then put it in the center of the box

把它放在鞋盒的正中間

and turn off the lights.

接著把燈關掉

Just make sure that the video itself is upside down.

不過你要把影片顛倒著放

And it'll project the fireplace onto the fireplace.

然後他就會把這個火焰的影像投射到壁爐上

And you can literally play whatever you want on it.

你可以在上面播放你想要的任何東西

Did you get me my present yet?

你有買我的禮物了嗎？

See, this is a perfect situation where

看吧！這就是完美的時機

if you didn't get a present, you could find out exactly what

如果你還沒去買禮物，你就可以知道到底

she wants right now, by just saying, yeah, I did, actually.

到底他想要什麼。就只要說：「對啊我買了」

It's like literally the best present

「這絕對是你拿過最棒的禮物」

you're ever going to get.

「這絕對是你拿過最棒的禮物」

Wait.

「等等」

What is it?

「是什麼？」

And then when they say that, just say,

而當他們這樣說時，你就回

I'm not going to tell you.

「我才不會告訴你呢」

But if you guess it, then I'll tell you.

「不過如果你猜對了，我就告訴你」

And now they're going to start guessing every single gift that they've ever wanted.

然後他們就要開始猜並且講出所有他們想要的禮物

And now you won't get them a bad Christmas gift.

這樣一來你就不會買到很爛的禮物啦

A mountain bike.

山路腳踏車？

The new OPI nail polish.

新的OPI指甲油？

MAC lipstick.

MAC口紅？

It's the dream.

這就是夢想啦

Ow.

噢

If your Christmas cookies are really hard,

如果聖誕節餅乾真的很硬

just because you left them out or you overcooked them

因為你把他們放在外面或是烤過頭了

just a bit, all you need to do is put

你要做的只有

the cookies in a Ziploc bag.

把餅乾放進密封袋裡

And then take bread.

然後拿出一個麵包

Yeah, bread.

沒錯，麵包

And then break up the pieces of bread

然後把麵包撕成一小塊

and put them in the Ziploc bag with it.

然後也把他們放進密封袋

The cookies are going to soak up all the moisture from the bread.

這時餅乾會吸收麵包的水分

And then after a couple of hours,

然後過了幾個小時

or overnight I just left it, cookies will literally be soft.

或者是把他放隔夜，餅乾就會變軟了

So basically you just got to get bread near your cookies

所以基本上你只要讓麵包接近你的餅乾

and they'll become soft.

然後他們就會變軟了

I don't know many people deal with this,

我不知道其他人是怎麼處理的

but if you get tree sap anywhere on your body,

但如果你身上沾到樹汁

a way to get it off is to just take toothpaste and

要弄掉的方式就是拿牙膏

just wipe it on the tree sap.

然後把他塗在樹汁上

I kid you not, it comes off right away.

我沒在騙你，馬上就可以弄掉

Oh, lovely.

噢，太棒了

So I hope you guys enjoyed this video.

希望你們喜歡這部影片

If you didn't see my previous two videos,

如果你還沒看我上兩部影片

click those down below and subscribe

那就快按下面這邊然後訂閱我

right over there if you're not subscribed already.

就在這邊，如果你還沒訂閱我就快訂閱吧

OK.

好的

I love you guys so much.

我超愛你們

Bye!

拜拜！

I've been using the same exact wording for the past like two years.

我過去兩週已經用了一模一樣的台詞了