in real life

White Christmas

I'm dreaming of a white

or black

or yellow

or none gender specific christmas

or Hanukkah

Rudoph the red nosed reindeer

hey santa?

oh, hello there Rudolph

what can I do for you?

well

all the other reindeers don't like me

because my nose is so red

oh Rudolph

your nose is what makes you special

but Dasher said that my nose is so red

because I'm sick and they should stay away from me

oh that's just silly, Rudolph

and then Vixen said that is not that I'm sick

but it's a big disgusting pimple

oh Rudolph, everyone gets pimples

and then Prancer said that is not that I'm sick or a pimple

he said that I have herpes

eww!

get away

no, get away fro...

nooo

I saw mommy kissing a Santa Claus

see, I knew it

y'all just get caught

I knew it

I knew it

Imma tell

I'm filming all of this

no

I'm filming all of this

Imma tell a

wait till I'll tell your dad

wait till I'll tell

get ready to get famous, b*tch

world star

WORLD STAR

little drummer boy

six seven eight

come and hear this boy

go wub wub wub wub

here is the build up for

the dro-o-o-op

dro-o-o-op

dro-o-o-op

the what?

the drop

ooh

bauuuu

woooo

wop wop wop

wop wop woop

chestnuts roasting on an open fire

hey guys

um

I don't really know how to spoof this one

I mean, I don't even know what chestnuts are

I never even had 'em

actually, I never had them either

yeah, now when I think about it

I don't even think I've ever seen one

you eat them?

nuts are funny

cause they're like balls

aaaaa

right

got ya, yeah

wait but they're not just nuts

they're called chestnust

I mean the closest thing to having nuts and your chest

would have to be

nipples roasting on an open fire

Feliz navidad

By a confused American child who didn't know the whole song was in Spanish.

There's fleas on me dog. For lease, on my Dodge.

Release on me Dad. A sparrow's bung hole did release his dung.

All I want for christmas is you

so

what do you want for christmas?

I mean um

all I really want for christmas

is

you know those hoverboards

that Justin Bieber has

I mean I don't want you to buy it for me

I mean you can

you can

speaking of hoverboards

I would also like to

you know

and you-

-tube subscribers

lots of youtube subscribers

man, that'd be so awesome

and you-

-th

youth

I wanna be young

forever

forever young

and

you

no

you

dude, it's been so long

oh man, how you've been?

hella good

how have you been?

I'm good

grandma got run over by a reindeer

big step

careful

there you, agh

there we go

you know what?

I left my purse back there

stay right here, I'll be right back, ok?

god, I hate this song

so racist

grandma!

grandma!!

NOO

grandma

there is something

you should know

no, save your energy, don't talk

your father

he's gone, grandma

no

come on, you're not thinking straight

he's gone

what

grandma no

grandma

in the the case of reindeerman slauther over grandma

we the jury find the defendant

not guilty

you're a murderer

order in the court

you killed my grandma

how could you do this?

how could you

I don't know who they are

or what they want

all I know there's more to it than this

and I will hunt down

every single last one of them, one by one

until I figure it out

look, I'm upset too

but revenge isn't worth it

it's not about revenge

it's about the truth

my father

is still alive

this wintdeer

trust nobodyeer

antlern-n the truth

why you always have to be such a dull?

how dare you?

well look who's all grown up

it's you

it's been a long time

hello son

from the people hoove made other dumb videos

what have you done to my father

I am your father

you're a deer

yes and so are you

haven't you have noticed you love for grassy areas

your preference of salads over soups

RHPC presents

it's time for you to become who you really are

oh yeah?

Who the hell is that?

Deer Ryan