No, and I really hate you texting me all those helmet pics!

Oh, well give me your email and I'll send you some of the hi-res versions

Dude, I don't want your dirty email.

No, no, you'll like these. They're real arty

The better Jedi would not send selfies.

Bope, beep, bipp, boop, bope

Go show her my trophies!

All right man, you and me gonna talk

Is this something that we have to do

or is it more of an optional thing?

If you look at a dead spider, what'll happen?

Oh, amazing things happen! You should go find one right now

Can you spit in my tea?

Well since I have no salivary glands, probably not

I don't got a big attention span... Hey Luke!

Check out my new friend.

A big grey thing chased me up the mountain and froze!

Remember what I said about that?

That was your shadow.

Oh yeah, that thing

That tickles

I know

No seriously, I'm going to oil myself! Ha ha ha

Umm, you should listen to him, it's a big mess!

Hey, you shut your mouth, okay man?

Please accept my apologies, it will not happen again.

Yeah, that's what I thought

Careful, don't hurt me

Don't be so jumpy, I wouldn't....

I wouldn't - hurt - you

OW!! Uh oh

I want her to dance!

She does not dance.

Come on, make her dance for him

That's now how it works

I want a wooden snowman, but no one sells them

(knock on door)

I'll be right out!

I want a wooden snowman

Holy chicken, she's beautiful

I wish you were real!

Hey guys, we're collecting donations for the Jawa orphanage

Do you have any spare change?

Hey, you should know that you stink kinda like fish

Wait, what?

Everyone knows it except for you

Do I stink to you guys?

[No] [I can't really smell anything in this helmet]

And he hurt my spleen

Um how does that even happen?

Booka Flock!

Okay, you know what, you're just creeping me out, get out of here

I don't want your sass

Why don't you teach me how to glue something?

Look I just need the Pickaxe of Cortez and the Mystical Diamonds

Ah, that's weird, 'cause that's at the witches house.

The Haunted Mansion.

They call it the Death House. Hall of Fear.

The Death House?

You know, Biggs' little brother tripped in that

Well why don't you just move to Nevada... dude

Because I heard it was a bad part of Mexico!

Did you hear him, he doesn't even know geography!

Ahhh, just let me set 'em off at the meeting

I don't have any grilled meat

I have a monkey in a bottle

No, that's the pet giraffe.

Hey, does everybody like my wrists?

Hey, why'd you do that?

Step back, bubba jack!

Huh?

'Cause some wrists are a bit weird

You said what?

You know, I should build a baby Taco Bell

The sign would be kind of cute.

Hmm. Yeahhh!

You know, you could make a fortune.

I love it when you say that

A lot of great skaters bust their teeth

That song doesn't make a bit of sense, and I don't like it

There's an extra part that's worth it and i'll sing it if I get to clip your nails

[The lavatory is now free]

okay anyway, I'm hopping on the can

Ahh, I'm going crazy I'm so hungry

Well I could make grilled cheese

No offense kid, I don't think you even know how to boil water

All right, come on baby, this is your papa

Want me to help the baby?

Dummy, it's a figure of speech.

I was a dog walker - Hey, you're really cute!

Ewww

Oh, you're REALLY cute, and I forgot to wash earlier, but my bed is open

No, person!

That's okay!

You got eyeliner, right?

Yeah right, check out if she's got beauty

Oh, maybe I oughta write you a song, right?

Ah-uhhhhhh

What darling?

Augh

FNEER!

GHAAUGH

Give me a big howl

Na-uh

HAHAHAhahahha KOO KOO Kwan

Why don't you drink phlegm?

So you know the princess and I are engaged, right?

Oh, you makes stuff up still, huh?

Shut up, you don't know

Yeah I do, and I know something else too

You got weird eyes

Your MOM'S got weird eyes

Yeah, and she went and poked MY eye for doing the crossword in her magazine

Well you deserved it, that's not cool

Did you take my wallet?

Of course not

And it's probably not in the trash by my armchair, so don't even look there

It looks like there's a Cheeto

Oh, they're playing

[This old man can't pitch]

FOUL!!

Ship sweet ship

I can't wait to go back there and try some of my brisket, cause i'm really sure nobody ate it!

Han.

Haaa-an

H-Haann

Someone... maybe... ate it

Yo, what's up Moff Ball?

I like bread

Yeah, great, thanks for reminding me of what I can't eat because of the mask

Well, you shouldn't have called me a big turd burglar at the gym

Heh heh, Turd Burglar

Hey, if you find a little economy fridge, I'll buy it

I also want a chipmunk, a gumball, a friend, a horse

A gumball?

Why'd you say that you want a gumball?

Cause the warden found all my loose skin!

I had like boxes and boxes and he took it somewhere

mmmm-boring

I bet you'll just buy some stupid guy thing

Ah, hey, dude

I bought a frisbee once

Hey, how'd my father die?

49 times

We fought that beast

It had a chicken head with duck feet

With a woman's face too

Aww, that's rad!

It was waiting in the bushes for us

then it ripped off your dad's face

He was screaming something awful

In fact there was this huge mess and I had to change the floors

The floors?

You see, his blood drained into the boards and I had to change 'em

But we all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us

Every day I worry all day

About what's waiting in the bushes of love

Cuz something's waiting in the bushes for us