Hello from the dark side

Oh my god. When Kylo Ren... - That was crazy

Hey, spoilers, spoilers. - Sorry. -Sorry.

Who do you think Rey’s parents are? Ok, so I have a lot

You and me we just don’t get along

You make me feel like a digimon

Digimon are the champions.

I only fuck you when it’s hot outside.

But I’m horny.

Well, it’s winter

Should we go? -No

You stay.

In the club like whoa

We be in the potty in the club like

whoa

Now I’m four five seconds

From whinin’

I’m bored - I’m hungry.

This joke sucks.

I’m farting carrots.

On my god.

I’m farting carrots.

Oh shit. They're real carrots.

Oh my god.

Again, again. Oh, Jesus.

To see that ass one more time

And I got the soda

It’s so hard to sleep

I’ve got the shits on the floor

You know what I mean.

Oh no. This relationship is broken.

We really should go.

-NO. You will stay and sing.

You watch me bleed until I can’t breathe.

Chicken falling onto monkeys. -What?

Cause I just need one more shot

Half a Guinness

Oh ah oh ah

Focus

Fire a gun

Oh my shit

Shhh.

Don’t tell your mother.

Fish in the cupboard.

Ooh wash me wash me

Ooh wash me

Now do my stanky leg

Now do my stanky leg. -Gross.

Now do my stanky leg -Fine.

Now do my stanky leg

Love me like a dude. - Did you just say dude?

Lo- lo love me like a dude.

Touch me like a dude.

Tou- tou me like a dude -I want a divorce.

Say you will remember me.

Standing in an ice chest.

Staring at the sunset babe

Please welcome to the 1989 world tour stage, my very best friend: Ashly Perez, Quinta Brunso, and Ella Mielniczenko

Cause baby now we got bed bugs

Hey, don’t hit me, Eugene -Alright. - Don't worry about it.

Okay. Oh god.

Oh sorry ass carrots all over you.