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- WELCOME BACK, NOAH.
YOU DID SO WELL, YOU WERE ASKED TO COME BACK.
ISN'T THAT EXCITING? - YUP.
- YUP. GLAD TO BE BACK?
- YUP. - YUP.
SO YOU'RE BACK IN CALIFORNIA. HOW WAS YOUR FLIGHT?
- IT WAS VERY, VERY, VERY FUN.
I CAN--I FACE PLANTED WHEN I WAS GETTING OFF.
I ACTUALLY DID THAT. - YOU FACE PLANTED?
- YEAH, I FELL LIKE--
- YEAH, NO, I KNOW--
- AND I THOUGHT I HURT MY LEG.
I HURT MY LEG, LIKE, A LITTLE BIT
OFF THE FACE PLANT, LIKE--
- OH, SO IT WAS A FACE AND A KNEE PLANT THEN.
- YEAH, LEG. - YEAH.
- THE LITTLE LEG JUST GOT HURT.
- OH, WELL, YOU'RE OKAY NOW, THOUGH, RIGHT?
- YEAH, YEAH, I TWISTED, LIKE, THIS LEG
OVER, LIKE, AT THE BEACH.
OH, YEAH, MY LEG WAS KIND OF TWISTED,
BECAUSE THE FIRST TIME--
I DON'T ACTUALLY SWIM IN THE WATER.
I JUST GET HIT BY A WAVE.
I WOULD JUST, LIKE, LET MYSELF GET HIT BY A WAVE.
- OH. - YEAH, I HAVE TO HOLD MY--
I HAVE TO HOLD MY MOM OR MY MOM'S BOYFRIEND'S HAND.
- SURE.
- I MEAN-- I MEAN, MY DAD--
MY MOM AND MY DAD ARE, LIKE--
AREN'T, LIKE, MARRIED.
- RIGHT. - AND STUFF.
THEY'RE JUST-- THEY'RE JUST--
THEY'RE JUST, LIKE-- - DATING?
- NO. NO.
- WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
- THEY DON'T DO NOTHING.
THEY SPEND THEIR LIVES AT HOME, AT THE SAME HOME.
SOMETIMES I SHOW--
SO WHEN I CAUSE ENOUGH TROUBLE AT HOME,
SHE HAS TO SEND ME TO MY DAD'S.
AND MY DAD'S COMING IN TWO WEEKS.
EVERYBODY, TWO WEEKS!
- OH, SO YOU'LL SEE YOUR DAD IN TWO WEEKS.
- YEAH, MY DAD--
I'M GONNA SEE HIM IN ONE MORE WEEK.
- OKAY, GREAT.
- OH, YEAH, THAT'S WHAT'S GONNA BE HAPPENING.
- THAT'S WHAT'S GONNA BE HAPPENING.
- AND HE TAKES ME TO THE GREATEST PIZZA SHOPS
OF ALL TIME.
- OH, WELL, THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S YOUR DAD WHO TAKES YOU THERE?
- GUESS WHAT. HE LETS ME HAVE--
HE LETS ME PLAY ALL OF HIS FUN GAMES.
- OH, THAT'S GREAT.
- HE EVEN HAS "PLANTS VERSUS ZOMBIES 2."
AND YOU KNOW-- AND YOU KNOW WHAT TYPE
OF AGES I WAS ON?
- NO. - NOT ANCIENT EGYPT.
I ALREADY CONQUERED THAT ONE. - YEAH.
- AND NOT THE DARK AGES.
I STILL HAVEN'T CONQUERED THAT. - OKAY.
- YOU KNOW WHAT--
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HAVE TO GO THROUGH?
SO MUCH. - YEAH.
I'M NOT AWARE OF THE GAME AND THE LEVELS,
BUT I'M VERY IMPRESSED BY ALL OF THAT.
THAT'S ALL REALLY, REALLY GREAT.
- I MEAN, I WAS ON LEVEL TEN, THE GARGANTUAR LEVEL,
AND I'M WEAK IN THE GARGANTUAR FIGHTS.
- ARE YOU WEAK IN THAT AREA?
- I'M SO WEAK. - OKAY.