One star!

Shut up!

Guys! What's going on? You didn't seem to seek [xx]?

We're checking out our personal reviews on yelp.

Got five stars because people like

my biceps, I don't even work out so. I mean

I love five stars, but that's

only because everyone thinks I'm this girl named Marie.

Yeah, you look nothing like her.

That's not Marie.

I've no idea who that is? What's my rating?

Oh my God. What! Guys what?

We got to go.

What is it?

Is it bad?

I'm really sorry.

I can't be seen around a one star.

One star?

Guys, guys.

You got to help me.

I want to fix my rate.

There is one way.

You going to tell me or what? Oh yeah!

You got to call a guy. I am world renown dirt bag cleaner

up of Max Maxon. There are dirt

bags all over the

word, and it's my job

to clean them up. This is dirtbag impossible.

You must be the looser racist with the one star Yelp review.

I'm not racist.

Let's get to it you piece of, [xx] I left my cookies in the oven.

First issue, all

your reviews say that you pee all over the toilet seat?

No, I don't!

Oh do you! Make no

mistake, this is real footage

of Anthony urinating all over

the toilet. He even got

some on the sink handle,

the soap dispenser and some

assorted creams. He even splash

the little wee on the bathroom attendant.

That never happened.

Oh come on, even my

dog is potty-trained and he's

a little white doggies, either way

you're just of full of

shitsu, that's the breed of dog I own.

No, no, the real

problem seems to be in here.

How?

I keep the kitchen clean, I only eat healthy food.

Or do you?

Make no mistake this

is actual video footage of

Anthony eating out of

the garbage, think of all the

starving children in Africa that could have eaten that garbage.

What a fucking pee hole!

Okay, that's not even me.

What are you talking about you dirty old country music?

Can you believe T Swift use to play that genre of music.

I mean the pops okay, but I think the real hard. Now the

biggest issue people had with

you is you're rude to people on the street.

No, no, I help old

these ladies cross the street. I'm

a good guy. Or are

you? Fine, whatever!

Play your stupid fake footage.

Roll the clip.

Make no mistake, this is

actual video footage of

Anthony murdering an old woman.

I'm going to push you in front of a car then you die.

Wait, play that footage back again,

now pause. Okay, now

zoom in on the reflection of

my character's eyeball, enhance.

That's you in the reflection.

No it isn't.

Okay, play the footage back again and

this time filter around all the

foreground sound waves.

I'm Max Maxon and

I'm going to ruin Antony's life with

this fake footage of Anthony pushing

an old woman into the street.

Alright fine, you caught me.

Why would you do that?

Anthony.

Don't listen to this guy. Yeah, we checked his yelp, and he's the one star.

Yeah, apparently he's been peeing on people's stuff and eating their garbage.

And I would have gotten

away with it, if weren't for you meddling kids. We are not kids.

Yeah, we're old enough to buy alcohol.

And smoke crack.

You know what, you guys can all kiss my big

British asteroid. Freaking earth, always full of assholes. Hello

everybody, it''s Max Maxon in here to say thank you for subscribing.

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