Well...

If you need some more time,

I guess I can wait.

No, I don't need more time, robbie.

I don't ever want to marry you.

[exhales]

Jeez, you know, that information

Might have been a little more useful to me yesterday.

[sighs]

I've been talking to my friends

The last couple of days...

Oh, here it comes.

And I think I figured out what's been bothering me.

I'm not in love with robbie now.

I'm in love with robbie 6 years ago--

Robbie, the lead singer of final warning--

When I used to come and watch you from the front row

In your spandex pants,

Your silk shirt unbuttoned...

Licking the microphone like david lee roth.

I still got the spandex.

I'll put them on right now.

The point is, I woke up this morning,

And I realized I'm about to marry a wedding singer.

I am never going to leave ridgefield.

Why do you need to leave ridgefield?

We grew up here.

All our friends are here.

It's the perfect place to raise a family.

Oh, yeah.

Living in your sister's basement with 5 kids

While you're off every weekend doing wedding gigs

At a whopping 60 bucks a pop?

Once again,

Things that could have been brought to my attention...

Yesterday!

The fact is, we grew apart a long time ago.

Mm-mmm.