A baby, swaddled in white. 

一個嬰兒，包裹在白布中

Delivered by the stork. 

由鸛來運送

How quaint?

多麼古雅？

But you'll find here on Stork Mountain we take baby delivery seriously.

但在「鸛山」你會發現我們認真的看待嬰兒運送這件事

I'm here to finally unveil a new and improved Human Infant Production Facility.

我在這裡隆重介紹全新升級的人類嬰孩生產設備

We have perfected and streamlined the process, devising a zero mistake work flow (trademark).

我們使程序更完善且更具效率，發明了零失誤工作流程（有註冊商標）

Using the most cutting edge technology coupled with over 75 years of hard worn experience

用了最先進的科技配合75年來扎實的經驗

our new process has been described as

我們的流程被喻為

perfect, precise, flawless, ideal, immaculate, no problemo, error proofed, too good to fail, the opposite of the Titanic.

完美、精確、無瑕、理想、無誤、沒有問題、無錯誤、無懈可擊、與鐵達尼號相反的。

We work hard just so you can hear the four most precious words in human language "Goo goo ga ga".

我們費盡心力就是為了讓你們聽到人類中最寶貴的四個字「Goo goo ga ga」（象徵嬰兒講話的聲音）

So, when you're looking for baby delivery, you can count on The Stork Delivery Service.

所以，如果你正在尋找嬰兒運送服務，你絕對可以信任「鸛鳥嬰兒運送服務」

Make a plan, stick to the plan, always deliver.

精心規劃，使命必達

What was that!? Oh, no!

怎麼了？喔不！

My bad!

我的錯！