Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles JAMES: HEY, IT IS ME. I AM SO SORRY TO DO THIS AGAIN. I'M IN A REAL BIND TRAFFIC-WISE. IS THERE ANY WAY YOU COULD HELP ME? THIS IS THE LAST TIME. I'M OUTSIDE. OH, YOU'RE THE BEST. THANKS, MAN. CHEERS. I LOVE YOU TOO, MAN. ALL RIGHT. OH, DUDE. JUSTIN: I CAME AS SOON AS I COULD. [APPLAUSE] JAMES: LET'S DO IT. JUSTIN: LET'S DO IT. JAMES: WHO NAMINGD YOUR FANS THE BLEEBERS? WAS IT A FAN OF WAS IT YOU? JUSTIN: I JUST REMEMBER IT BEING A THING. BIEBER FEVER. JAMES: MY SHOW, WE ARE EASILY GETTING 200 OR 300 FANS PER NIGHT AND I THINK THEY ARE WONDERING WHAT SORT OF NAME THEY SHOULD HAVE AS A GANG. HAVE YOU GOT ANY ADVICE? JUSTIN: WHO WANTS A NAME? JAMES: YOU KNOW, MY FANS. THE CORLEIBERS? WE COULD CROSS POLL NATE. ARE YOU READY TO KICK IT OLD SCHOOL? ♪ NEVER SAY NEVER THERE IS JUST NO TURNING BACK EVERYTHING I HAVE IS MY DESTINY I WILL NEVER SAY NEVER I WILL FIGHT I WILL FIGHT UNTIL FOREVER TO MAKE IT RIGHT I WILL NOT STAY UNDERGROUND PICK IT UP PICK IT UP PICK IT UP NEVER SAY NEVER ♪ [APPLAUSE] JAMES: JUST A REGULAR PERSON OR A PAPARAZZI? JUSTIN: IT IS A PAPARAZZI. JAMES: SHE IS WELL-DRESSED THOUGH. JUSTIN: I WOULDN'T WEAR IT. JAMES: I WOULDN'T WEAR IT EITHER. THERE IS A REASON FOR THAT. JUSTIN: IT IS A DRESS. JAMES: LAST TIME WE EXCHANGED CLOTHES. JUSTIN: I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD TAKE YOU SHOPPING. JAMES: I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING UNDER HERE. I CAN'T WEAR THAT. JUSTIN: THAT IS YOUR PROBLEM. YOU WANT TO LOOK SILLY? JAMES: I THINK YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT. YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND. ♪ WHAT DO YOU MEAN OH, OH ♪ [LAUGHTER] OH, OH, OH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BETTER MAKE UP YOUR MIND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SAY YES BUT YOU WANT TO SAY NO WHAT DO YOU MEAN ♪ JAMES: THIS IS WHERE YOU BUY A BOTTOM OF YOUR CLOTHE -- BUY A LOT OF YOUR CLOTHES, RIGHT? LET'S GO IN. DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE CLOTHES IN HERE THAT MIGHT FIT ME? JUSTIN: I WANT TO MAKE YOU LOOK SLEEK BUT NOT TOO OVER THE TOP. JAMES: THIS IS WHAT WE DO. YOU PICK MINE AND I'M GOING TO PICK YOURS. ALL RIGHT? I'M GOING TO PICK WHAT I THINK YOU SHOULD BE WEARING ON YOUR NEXT TOUR. JUSTIN: ALL RIGHT. [LAUGHTER] JUSTIN: THESE LOOK LIKE THEY ARE GOING TO BE TOO SKINNY. >> I HAVE 36 AND 38. JUSTIN: OH, YEAH? CAN WE DO THAT? THAT IS ALL YOU HAVE GOT FOR BALL CAPS? JAMES: I HAVE GOT IT. JUSTIN: LET'S GO DO IT. JAMES, ARE YOU READY? JAMES: ARE YOU READY? THAT IS THE QUESTION. BECAUSE I LOOK UNBELIEVABLE. I'VE HONESTLY NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE. [APPLAUSE] I FEEL LIKE I'M READY TO DROP AN ALBUM. JUSTIN: YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE READY TO DROP AN ALBUM. CAN YOU GIVE THEM A WALK? JAMES: SURE. I'M I'LL LEAVE MY SNAKE SKIN SKATEBOARD OVER HERE. I'M READY TO DO IT. ♪ WHAT DO YOU MEAN ♪ JUSTIN: THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I DO ON THE STAGE. JAMES: I AM THE FATHER OF TWO. DOES THIS SAY FATHER OF TWO? JUSTIN: I'M A LITTLE LOST AS AN ADULT. SHOULD WE GET ME DRESSED OR WHAT? JAMES: YEAH. GET IN THERE. GET DRESS PD. THIS IS IT. YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE A WHOLE NEW WORLD OF JUSTIN BIEBER. I PICKED JUSTIN OUT WHAT I THINK THE NEXT PROGRESSION SHOULD BE. JUSTIN? JUSTIN: I'M COMING. JAMES: WHERE ARE YOU NOW? JUSTIN: NOW THAT I NEED YOU ♪ JAMES: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? SORRY. THIS LOOK IS GETTING DATED. IT IS TAKING YOU THAT LONG TO GET CHANGE JUSTIN: ARE YOU READY NOW? JAMES: DUDE, IS THE WORLD READY IS THE QUESTION. THE ONLY THING THAT IS ANNOYING ABOUT THIS IS YOU ACTUALLY LOOK QUITE COOL. 100% PULL IT OFF. DUDE, THIS IS IT. JUSTIN: THANKS. JAMES: TAKE A WALK, MAN. LOOK AT THIS GUY. THIS SHOP BETTER GET SOME OF THIS STUFF IN STOCK. THEY ARE ABOUT TO SELL OUT. YOU LOOK UNDER CONFIDENT. YOU LOOK MORE MATURE. DUDE. SWAG, SWAG, SWAG. ALL OF THAT STUFF IS GOING TO GET SENT TO MY HOUSE, RIGHT? JUSTIN: YEAH. STOP! STOP! STOP TAKING HIS PHOTOS! STOP! STOP IT! HE HAS TO LIVE LIKE THIS. THIS IS HIS LIFE! MAN, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO THIS. HOW DO YOU DO THIS, DUDE? HOW DO YOU HANDLE ALL OF THIS? JAMES:MAN H MAN, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE. YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE. THIS IS JUST MY LIFE. YOU KNOW? THEY ARE ALL -- THE GIRL THERE CRYING. JUSTIN: GIVE HIM A MINUTE. JAMES: THANKS SO MUCH. CHEERS. JUST GIVE ME SOME SPACE, GUYS. GIVE ME SOME SPACE. ♪ CHRISTIAN DIOR THEY DON'T MAKE THEM LIKE THIS ANYMORE I'LL ASK BECAUSE I'M NOT SURE DOES ANYBODY MAKE [BEEP] ANYMORE GO NUTS YOU CAN'T TELL WHO MADE THIS TAKE THIS HATER ♪ JAMES: IS IT TRUE THAT YOUR FAVORITE SONG IS -- JUSTIN: ONE OF THEM. JAMES: DID IT MAKE YOU CRY? JUSTIN: I'M AN EMOTIONAL GUY. JAMES: I READ THAT THIS IS ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS. IS THIS TRUE? ARE YOU SERIOUS? JUSTIN: SHOWER SONG. ♪ YOU WON THE LOTTERY DIED THE NEXT DAY IT IS A DEATH ROW PARDON TWO MINUTES TOO LATE ISN'T IT IRONIC DON'T YOU THINK IT IS LIKE RAIN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY IT'S A FREE RIDE SEND IN JAMES: I ALONG WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD GOT TO SEE WHAT I LIKE TO CALL THE -- HOW DID THAT FEEL WHEN THAT PICTURE WENT -- JUSTIN: IT DEFINITELY FELT REALLY INVASIVE. IT IS FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT IT NOW BECAUSE WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO? JUST LAUGH ABOUT IT. WHEN I FIRST SAW THE PICTURE, IT WAS COVERED. THEY HAD THE CENSORSHIP ON IT. SO I'M LIKE OH, MY GOD. I COULD HAVE JUST COME OUT OF THE WATER. I COULD HAVE SHRINKAGE. FINALLY I FOUND UNEDITED THING. I'M STILL PISSED BECAUSE THERE IS STILL SHRINKAGE. JAMES: NO WAY THERE IS SHRINKAGE. ALL I KNOW IF I WAS PACKING THAT SORT OF HEAT, I WOULD BE READY -- LIKE I WOULD JUST -- JUSTIN: YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE NOT PACKING HEAT? JAMES: DUDE, NO. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M IN THE MOOD FOR? JUSTIN: WHAT ARE YOU IN THE MOOD FOR? JAMES: SOME BRAND NEW BIEBER. JUSTIN: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. ♪ IS IT TOO LATE TO SAY SORRY IS IT TOO LATE NOW TO SAY SORRY IS IT TOO LATE TO SAY SORRY NOW JAMES: YOU EVER DO THIS? BIG BOX, LITTLE BOX CARPOOL ♪ JAMES: IS THIS OVER -- YOU'RE GOING TO GET A NEW TATTOO. IS THAT TRUE? JUSTIN: I HAVE GOT ONE HERE. JAMES: WHAT DOES THAT STAND FOR? THE LL? WHEN THIS HEAD IS DOWN, THIS GUY IS AROUND. JUST MAKE SURE YOU WEAR PANTS BECAUSE IT IS NOT GOOD FOR MY SELF-ESTEEM.
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