is me making Easy Mac,

就是簡易版的大麥克

put some Honey Nut Cheerios on that,

放一些蜂蜜堅果麥片

and a little sriracha.

一些辣醬

Bam, that's, drunk food.

噹噹，這就是我的垃圾食物

What?!

這是甚麼？

Oh god.

老天鵝

Okay, sausage.

香腸的概念

I wanna take a couple vacation days off work

我現在想請幾天的假

and take this to Europe with me.

把這些帶去歐洲度假

That's a bug. We're eating a bug.

蟲蟲危機，我們在吃蟲蟲危機

That's straight-up Flick from A Bug's Life.

一整根蟲吃好吃滿

Chicken

雞肉...

Listen, this is an origami swan.

看好，這是摺紙版的天鵝

Oh, hell no.

喔，不

I can't do it.

我不敢

What is this orange ball sack?

這橘色的蛋蛋是啥？

Is that an eyeball?

該不會是眼珠吧？

It's got a bit of quail.

原來只是鵪鶉蛋

Here's that, Phillipiines. I finished it.

菲律賓的朋友你看看，我吃完了

Should we do another shot.

我們應該再吞一杯

Yo, let's be real. This is from like Iowa or something.

呦！這樣才對，愛荷華州風味之類的

Oh, fuck yeah.

喔，好吃

I'm guessing there's balls in here.

我猜裡面包了球之類的東西

These are the best balls I've ever had in my mouth.

我吃過最好吃的球囉

It's like,

像這樣

- This is the best thing I've ever eaten. - Holy fuck.

- 這是我吃過最好吃的 - 天殺的

I once had a meal from like a five-star chef.

我曾吃過五星級主廚的菜

Brazil, you got it right.

巴西，這樣就對了

What is this shiny food?

這亮晶晶的是甚麼？

- I love, - And what is this root?

- 我愛 - 那這一根一根的是甚麼？

Oh, what the fuck?

這沙小？

I like it.

我喜歡

Uh, that's so salty.

喔，超鹹的

It's so bad.

不好吃

Yo, why are you so nonchalant with this?

你怎麼可以這麼淡定地吃呢？

'Cause, I'm a foody, okay. I like food.

因為我是個食物控，我愛食物好嗎？

You need like a full Big Mac to sober up.

妳需要一個像大麥克的東西解救妳

You can't just like have a piece of salmon.

一片鮭魚肉根本...

- Fucking squid. - Disrespecting Russia, man.

去 X 的烏賊，俄羅斯別讓我哭泣

Oh, it stuck to the wall.

它黏在牆上了

Oh god, why did you do that?

喔，老天，妳做了甚麼好事

This looks like something out of Sbarro.

看起來像 Sbarro 的食物 (Sbarro 為速食連鎖店)

That way

這樣子

What is it called, a daughter kabob?

這叫甚麼？daughter kabob？

What's donor?

donor 是甚麼意思？

This is really good.

很好吃

This is way better than a Big Mac.

大麥克算哪根蔥

This is a food that's accessible to the guy

這對一個剛從俱樂部出來的男子來說

that just came out of the club.

非常地平易近人

It's too fancy.

這無法形容

No, no. Hold on, I'll eat yours.

不，等等，給我吃

No!

不給！

I think these drunk foods were delicious.

我覺得這些垃圾食物很好吃

In fact, I think I'm gonna have a little bit more right now.

其實，我這裡還有一些

There's not nearly as much fried stuff as I was expecting.

沒有我想像中多的油炸食物

Like American drunk food is good but is limited.

美國的垃圾食物好是好，只是不夠多樣

I'm into all your drunk foods.

我甚麼垃圾食物都愛

I loved all the foods.

我甚麼食物都愛

Like, if you ever think about right now if you're in a coma

給我們個讚，如果你正在懷疑人生

and none of this real,

覺得一切都不是真實的

like you're just in a bed somewhere,

像是在床的某一角

with like a little bubuk going.

坐上一台小車車吃出遊去

I feel weird that the Internet is watching us eat,

我覺得網民看我們吃這樣很奇怪

fucking wasted right now!

超浪費食物

I'm gonna throw this at Liz's face right now.

我要砸 Liz 的臉