Oh my god! Wait, are you two a couple?

Yeah. Yes, mm-hmm.

I thought you were brothers.

Nope. No.

Are you sure you're not brothers?

Yep. Pretty, pretty sure.

Yeah? Not brothers.

Not brothers. Nope.

Which one's the guy and which one's the girl?

We're both guys. Right right okay.

But like, you know.

Do you two just check out guys together all the time?

Yes.

Oh my god you guys are getting married?

I've never been to a gay wedding. Can I come?

Um, we just met you.

Oh I don't mind.

We were thinking of starting by painting the living room first.

Oh! What color do you guys think we should go with?

Um, I don't know what colors do you like.

Oh, uh, well we had talked about... pewter?

Yeah. yeah. Is that a good color?

Why are you ask--

You know, my cousin's gay, Terry.

Do you know Terry?

Yeah, gay Terry.

Everyone knows gay Terry.

You guys, I need to pick out an outfit for the company Christmas party. Will you help?

Why are you asking u-- ah, oh.

Alright, just checking on your room.

Um, two queens? Wha--?

He's talking about the beds.

So when you guys are on a date like this, who pays?

So when you guys slow dance who leads?

Who plans the brunch place, do you guys take turns?

We own a brunch restaurant chain.

Of course you do. Yeah of course.

But you guys just wear each others' clothes right?

Actually that we do. We do that.

That's great.

I need a new gay best friend, will you be my new gay best friend? Please?

We just met you.

You guys don't watch Real Housewives?

Are you sure you're gay?

We're pretty sure.

Are you gonna have gaybies?

I'm sorry what? Gay babies.

Can I be your surrogate, our babies would look so--

We just met you.

So if you guys have kids, are you gonna let them play sports?

Why would we not let our kids play sports?

I don't know, I just thought, like, musical theater and stuff plays, dances.

Who's the twink and who's the leather daddy? Wow!

Who wants weiners, you guys right?

Oh, will you be my escort to the gay pride parade?

I mean, you need a gay to get into one of those things right?

You do, you need a gay to get in and yes we will go with you.

Oh you're gonna be my gaykeeper.

Judy Garland. Seen it.

I know who Judy Garland is. Do you?

Are you sure you're gay? Pretty sure.

Are you gay?

That's a really sensitive subject.