Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles - Hi everyone! - Hi! (Ah-ing in harmony) - (singsong) You're here... You need to come down here... - (singsong) Here... (calypso music in background) - So, hello to everyone. - Hi. - I'm here with the one and only-- - Troye Sivan. - Bam! (bell dings) Troye, how are you? - I'm 19... (laughs) - I'm a grandmother... So, last time we filmed a video, what happened? - Well, we won the Teen Choice Award. - What? - So, that's amazing. - Thanks, you guys! - Thanks very much everyone. - We were like, "Okay, well, let's make "another set of videos", because, like, why not? We're getting crafty. - We're getting very crafty. (Tyler laughing) Tyler bought a machine... It's a machine that... - You could just sit on this, and put... - ...just does that. Have you ever seen the movie "Ghost"? - I haven't, I'm too young. I'm 19... - There's no age restriction to watching a classic. - Yeah, but I'm only 19. - Whoopi Goldberg's in it. Patrick Swayze (Patrick "Slay-zee"), Demi Moore; everybody's in it. Basically what happened was: Patrick "Slay-zee" dies... - Didn't he...? - Oh... And so, he's all like, "Let me help you make that pot, Demi Moore." (laughter) - Really? - Yeah! And he enters Whoopi Goldberg's body, 'cause she's a psychic, and she's, like, doing the pot behind Demi Moore, and they're making it but he's like... - Oh, like a physical pot. Like a pot. - Yeah, they're not, like, smoking a doobie. - And, like, Whoopi Goldberg enters his body after he smokes the pot. This is what I'm understanding. (Tyler laughing) I'm like, what is this movie? - Oh, shit gets... (buzzing) ...real. So, I'm gonna enter your body... - With this? - First, you just; oh, shit-- - What is that? - I can think of eight things I could do with this. "Not suitable for children under 36 months." How old are you? - I'm 19! - "Choking hazard." - [Connor] That's your kinda hazard. - Connor, don't you dare come for me. (buzzing) (laughter) You see what I did? - No. Oooohhhhhhh!!! - "This transformer is not a toy." (laughs) Fucking stop yelling at me! - "Start with a fist-sized ball of clay", it says. - "Add some water and roll it into a cylinder "so it fits into the tube." - This is like one of those little Russian dolls where it's like a million things in one. I've opened about three bags of plastic and it's still, more layers... Smells like dirt. - I have lain down a nice tarp because Troye is a very messy boy; woo-hoo-hoo! - I'm a messy, messy boooyyy. (laughter) How the fuck are we gonna get it outta here? - Got it guys, don't worry! - Okay, take it in half... A fist-sized ball of clay! - Oh, I got a messy, messy, mess! Mess on me! - (laughing) Oh, no! Okay, you need to just focus and come out. - Me when I was 15: "You need to just focus - Me to you, me to you - and come out." - when you were 15. - I've made a mess, but I'm gonna fix it. Okay, wait; see, look how I can like malleate it. You feel this about that? (calypso music in background) Hold on, hold on, hold on... I know what I'm doing now. - You're dip; you're not gonna dip it... - Don't dip it, Tyler; oh, I thought you were gonna dip the whole... - No. - Squick squick squick... - Have you ever just been curious as to what's going on in there, and you find this? - No! Tyler, this... (both laughing) This is, by far, the grossest thing I've ever seen you do. - It's romantic. - You're creating art! I'm just excited to make it spin! (calypso music in background) There y'go, there y'go, there y'go! It's happening! - Okay, wait. So, keep that... I guess. - Wait, what about this... - Yep, pull it out... - [Connor] It looks like someone shit in a cup and you guys are just playing with it. - You gotta get, yeah, dip it. (singing) Dip it... (laughter) (calypso music in background) Okay, wait. Okay, here we go. - Whoop. (buzzing) Oooohhhhhhh! - Watch, watch... - Wait, legit; this looks so good. - We're doing it. - Can I put my flowers in it? - No, what? (buzzing) Slow down! (laughing) You've gone rogue! - (singing) Aaahhhh, squishy-squish, it's a good sign. (buzzing) - Let it spin. And then you kinda just, kinda... - I'm gonna do the "Ghost" thing. - Dude wrestlin' -me? (buzzing) ("Unchained Melody" playing) Shit, it's getting floppy, it's getting floppy! I've lost it, wait! (calypso music in background) The more gooey it gets, the more better it is. I think your hand is too heavy. - Wait. It's perfect! (Tyler laughs) (calypso music in background) - Exactly how God intended. - I genuinely like it; I think we can put flowers in it, I think we can do whatever we want with it. - Oh my God, wait. I think I found the trick. - It looks the same as before but worse. - Why worse? It's got a bottom now! Make it real smooth. (calypso music in background) It's beautiful. That's my favorite pot. (both laughing) Oh, look at me! - Do we paint it now? - Scaley boy... So now, you have to let it dry. - And then what? - And then we can paint it later. - That's very cute. - This is cute. - What a fun day! Lick it? - You can lick it. - Can I lick it? - Yeah. - Poisonous? - Poison? Dankly? Not for kids? So, we're gonna let these dry. - We'll be back in a second. (calypso music in background) - Good morning everyone! (crunching off-screen) - Hello. It is morning, very early, but we're back, because today... we're gonna, oh, look what has happened. You know what, these pots aren't done, Troye. - Not at all. - Why? - Because we gotta make them look cute. Alright, so I'm going for some soul stuff at first... - I'm liking a sponge effect on my pot because I love a sponged pot. - Pot... Mhh hmm. - Uh hmm. Um, what'd you dream about? - Uh... I don't know. (Tyler laughs) - Now, I love just coordinating just the right colors, and in this case, it's every color. (buzzing) - Waahh!! Tyler! - Oh, that was so close! (buzzing) Okay, so that was fun. - I think they look so cute and I can't wait for one of you guys to get this. How are they gonna get it? - You've got to subscribe... Like... - And comment, saying... - And comment why you want it. - "Gimme that pot!" - "Gimme that pot!" And we also did another video over on Troye's channel. What'd we do, Troye? - We played beer pong, with apple juice for me 'cause I'm 19, - Right. - but it was really really fun and... - So fun... - you can click on either of us now to go to that video. - And the link that's below us, so go check it out and give it some love. And subscribe to Troye, because he's the best. - Thanks, Ty... - Of course... But thanks, y'all, for watching. - Bye! - Bye! (clapping in beat) (buzzing) - Dang, this mushy butthole juice. Look at that. - We've been like skirting around it like, hey, do I notice, then you straight up and said: "mushy butthole juice". - Dang this gushy butthole booce, er... (laughs)
A2 pot buzzing background dip messy wait MESSY BOYS TRY POT (ft. Troye Sivan) | Tyler Oakley 603 37 Alice Su posted on 2016/02/11 More Share Save Report Video vocabulary