Then there is fifty feet of crap.

And then there's us.

That's a dollar, men.

What? -Welcome to Oakland.

I need more money. -We're not in New York.

Find players with the money that we do have.

I like Perez -Got an ugly girlfriend.

Ugly girlfriend means no confidence.

You guys are talking the same old nonsense Like we're looking for Fabio.

We got to think differently.

Who's Fabio?

Your goal shouldn't be to buy players, your goal should be to buy wins.

In order to buy wins you need to buy runs.

Who are you? -I'm Peter Brand.

First job in baseball? -It's my first job… anywhere.

We're gonna shake things up.

Why don't you walk me through the board?

I believe there is a championship team that we can afford…

because everyone else undervalues them, like an island of misfit toys.

We want you at first base. -I have only ever played catcher.

It's not that hard, Scott, tell him. -It's incredibly hard.

He can't throw. -But what can he do?

You want me to speak? -When I point at you, yeah.

He gets on base.

We are card counters at the blackjack table. And we are gonna turn the odds on the casino.

I'm heading in, text me the play-by-play. -Wait, what?

I don't watch the games.

"Billy Beane is trying to reinvent a system that's been working for years."

"That was a nice theory, just not working out."

"How long is Billy Beane gonna last?"

"He's proven himself right out of a job."

In their minds is threatening a game surrendering the way they do things.

Hey daddy, do you think you'll lose your job? -What?

Where did you hear that? -Well I go on the Internet sometimes.

Don't go on the Internet. Watch TV or talk to people.

You're discounting what scouts have done for 150 years?

What the hell am I doing?

"What is happening in Oakland?"

"It defies everything we know about baseball."

"Just plain crazy."

If we win with this team we'll change the game.

It's better work. I'm just kidding.