movie adaptation of the young adult phenomenon that isn’t about gay vampires. The Hunger

改編自青少年現象的電影，不是關於同志吸血鬼的。《飢餓》(The Hunger)

Games. In a dystopian future, the rich dress like second-rate Lady Gagas in cities leftover

遊戲。在一個荒誕的未來，富人穿得像二流的Lady Gagas，在城市遺留的

from Phantom Menace while the poor struggle for survival in unnecessary shaky cam. But

當窮人在不必要的搖晃的凸輪中掙扎求生時，從幻影威脅。但是

can still somehow afford futuristic projection thingies. One girl must choose - between

還能以某種方式買得起未來主義的投影裝置。一個女孩必須選擇 - 之間

a short, boring, one-dimensional, worthless blonde guy and this much hotter dude. In

一個矮小、無聊、單調、沒有價值的金髮男人 和這個更性感的傢伙。{fn黑體fs22bord1shad03aHBE4aH00fscx67fscy662cHFFFFFF3cH808080}在

a world where children are ripped from their families, and their parents seem oddly okay

在這個世界上，孩子們被從他們的家庭中分離出來，而他們的父母似乎很奇怪的好

with it, she will make the ultimate sacrifice.

與它，她將做出最終的犧牲。

KATNISS: I volunteer as tribute.

卡特尼斯：我自願作為貢品。

NARRATOR: And enter a life-or-death game where competitors

進入一個生死攸關的遊戲，競爭者在遊戲中的表現

learn the deadly arts of… lying in rafters, button pressing, playing with balls, and frosting

學習致命的藝術... ... 躺在椽子上，按按鈕，玩球，和霜凍。

decoration.

裝飾。

PEETA: I used to decorate the cakes down at the bakery.

我曾經在麵包店裝飾過蛋糕。

NARRATOR: What the hell is this? 

這到底是什麼？

KATNISS: Peeta!

比德！

NARRATOR: Seriously? That is [bleep]-ing ridiculous. A

真的嗎？這是[嗶]-ing荒謬的。A

girl that will enthrall a nation through her stupid face, cheap -looking CGI fire, and

通過她那張愚蠢的臉，廉價的CGI火，和讓全國人民著迷的女孩。

completely emotionless delivery.

完全沒有感情的傳遞。

KATNISS: How do you find shelter? Listen to them. I

你是怎麼找到避難所的？聽他們說I

told her that I would try to win. How will they change you?

告訴她我會努力贏的。他們會如何改變你？

NARRATOR: A film that forces two actors with no chemistry

旁白：一部電影，逼得兩個演員毫無化學反應。

to awkwardly fall in love. Which would have been far more believable if they would have

尷尬地相愛。這將是更可信的，如果他們有。

cast him as Peeta. I mean, I’m not gay, but I’d totally [bleep] Gale’s [bleep]. A

讓他演比德 cast him as Peeta. 我不是同志 I mean, I'm not gay, but I'd totally [bleep] Gale's [bleep].我是說，我不是同志，但我完全願意演Gale的[嗶]。 I mean, I'm not gay, but I'd totally [bleep] Gale's [bleep].A

future so advanced they can conjure fire and monster dogs but not food for the poor. The

未來如此先進，他們可以召喚火和怪獸狗，但不能給窮人提供食物。在

ultimate game of kill or be killed, except for these kids who don’t kill each other

殺人或被殺的終極遊戲，除了這些孩子誰也不會互相殘殺。

for some reason. Who Katniss will outsmart by hiding in trees, falling from trees, sleeping

出於某種原因。凱妮絲躲在樹上，從樹上掉下來，睡在樹上，誰會勝過她？

in trees and basically being around a lot of trees.  Not starring these important parts

在樹上，基本上是在很多樹的周圍。 不主演這些重要的部分

from the book: Katniss' hearing loss, the avoxes, Peeta's amputation, political and

從書中。凱妮絲的聽力損失，阿伏克斯，皮塔的截肢，政治和經濟上的損失。

social satire, the subtle nuances explaining the relationships between the districts and

社會諷刺，微妙的細枝末節解釋了地區與地區之間的關係。

the capital, The inner turmoil of Katniss as she struggles to love Peeta for the sake

京城，凱妮絲內心的動盪，她為了愛皮塔而掙扎。

of the cameras and the actual hunger. Seriously they all look very well fed. The Hunger Games.

的攝像頭和實際的飢餓。說真的，他們看起來都很吃得開。飢餓遊戲》。

 It’s basically just a rip-off of Battle Royale. Tell us what movie you'd like to see

基本上就是大逃殺的翻版。告訴我們你想看什麼電影？

as an Honest Trailer and leave a comment with the word you'd like to hear me say next time

作為一個誠實的預告片，並留下評論，你'想聽我說下一次的字。

want in my awesome voice.  Indubitably. Me gusta. Derp. Frabbins. Tittie sprinkles. I'm

想用我的好聲音。 毋庸置疑地。Me gusta.Derp.Frabbins。乳房灑水。我...

a little teapot, short and stout, here is my handle, and here is my spout.

一個小茶壺，又短又粗，這是我的把手，這是我的壺嘴。