Hi.

嗨。

Who are you?

你是誰啊？

I'm Emma.

我是 Emma。

Amy!

Amy！

Emma.

是 Emma。

Emma.

Emma。

Nick!

Nick！

Brandon?

怎麼了嗎 Brandon ?

Who is this?

她是誰？

-We met last night at the Kebab Shop, and she's gonna chill here until she goes home to...... - Englands.

- 我們昨晚在土耳其燒烤餐廳認識的。她會暫時待在這邊，之後她要回... - 英國。

England! Well, that's really cool!

英國！真酷欸！

Uh, yeah. She can't stay here.

呃，好。她不能待在這。

[The struggles of living with your bro]

[跟好朋友住在一起的困擾]

Oh, hey Brandon. Getting pizza, do you want anything?

噢，嘿 Brandon。我在訂披薩，你有要吃什麼嗎？

Nah, I'm all good.

不用了，我不餓。

Just one slice. Cheers mate.

一片而已別計較。

Someone's been using my clippers.

有人在用我的刮鬍刀。

Weird.

真奇怪。

Yeah, it is weird.

對啊，是很奇怪。

Because there's black hair all through.

因為上面都是黑色毛髮。

And I have brown hair.

而我的毛髮是咖啡色的。

And we're the only two people living here, Nick.

而且我們是唯一住在這裡的兩個人啊 Nick。

Wait a minute. Doesn't look like you shaved in days.

等等，你看起來好幾天沒刮鬍子了。

What the hell did you use my clippers on?

那你到底是刮哪裡的毛？

Uh......

噁......

Mate, what the fxxk? In the hallway? Really?

老兄，搞什麼？在玄關？開什麼玩笑？

Yep...

喜歡...

Woah, that's my ex!

啊，那是我前女友！

Yep...

喜歡...

Did you pay rent?

你付房租了嗎？

That's my jumper.

那是我的帽 T 吧。

Pretty sure it's mine.

我蠻確定這是我的。

Well......that is my university.

呃...... 上面寫的是我的大學欸。

No way. That's awesome.

真的嗎，真棒。

And no, I didn't pay rent.

還有，我還沒付房租。

And stop using my clippers to shave your balls.

然後別再用我的刮鬍刀剃你下面的毛了。

-Yes! -Come on! Come on!

- 好欸！ - 快點！快點！

You are cheating, mate.

你作弊，老兄。

Nope.

才沒有。

How many are you on?

你做幾下了？

Almost counting to a million.

快數到一百萬了。

Yeah? I'm on two million mother fxxker.

是嗎？我他 X 的已經兩百萬了。

So how did your date go last night?

昨晚的約會如何啊？

Pretty average. She's definitely not calling me back.

普通啦。她一定不會再找我了

Oh, well. On the plus side.

噢，這樣啊。不過往好處想......

I now knight you Sir Nick.

我在此封你為 Nick 騎士。

Now, come on. Let's go out and make bad life choices.

走吧，我們去盡情狂歡，放縱一下吧。

Alrighty.

沒問題。