You know I've enjoyed our time so much together that

I'm going to keep a peice of you to remember

Well, looks like you’re gonna need a good chiropractor

Harley, are you ready yet? %&%^$%#%$

You've gotta be kidding me? All set pudding. Well it’s about time Harley.

Bangs a pa piu piu boom boom boom

Deadpool. What? We owned by Disney, it's fine. Ohh, tell us how to reverse the poisoning of the city

It's a split formula, I'm afraid you’re gonna need to go Harley for that

Oh, that sounds like fun, I’ll go get here. No, you watch after the Joker

and I'll get Harley. You get distracted too easily

Deadpool! What? I was paying attention, huh?

Watch him. Don't let him out of sight.

I don't get distracted that's a bunch of crap

Fine, I’ll be on babysitting duty.

Ahahah, come out come out, where ever you are

This fight is really close, I think I should vote, there's no way I'm gonna loose to you

what? Huh?

Oh, for everyone at home watching! hello!

I like to skip a rope in double touch

You know, shift gears and pop the clutch

Cause I'm a Harley girl

Oh shit. hahah well well well

looks like someone's lucks run out. I make my own luck.

jammed! what are the chances?

yeah I’m see. oh shocks. hm

this is awesome om nom nom

yeah make it away hahha get it get it

dammit crap, my team losing, gotta go save her, call you later.

Oh Domino, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo

Okay, pulse check, neck check,

tummy check, boobs check. She's alive! She's alive!

Oh no. This is your fault.

I'm gonna slice you!

I mean I'd love to take you out for dinner and show you my big...

Chimichanga? Get back here.

If you want have done some right you have do it yourself

Hey cutie

Time to die.

Wait.

You wanna see a movie?

Yeah. What kind a movie?

A grindhouse movie

oh sweet, I love those kind a movies, cute grindhouse sequence

Daedpool and Harley Quinn star in

The Laughing Dead

Time for some funky fast sword play.

little Picaboo, thread the needle, win whammy

some mac and cheese, all this baby, in bed

Mmm. oh yeah, works every time

be gentle with me baby. I'll be gentle

I’m delicate like a flower. Just hold still

Oh god. Double penetration on the first date. Kinky

Merry Christmas you filthy animal!

and a happy new year! Whatever have the Macaulay Culkin anyway

Hey Deadpool

they’re gorgeous

Time for some clock fu. Really? Yeah.

cock slap

well that takes care of her.

You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight

just some tango lessons

I hope you sterilize this

My tattoo guy used the same needles, they’re really shiny.

Are you feeling tipsy? Cause you've been drugged deadpan

You look funny. You know dead poop

You look beat. How about truce?

Oh truce.

Common its all you got

oh the memories...

Even Robin put up more of a fight

Common I'm just getting long double chap!

I'm gonna need you just focus here if I'm the rhythm

Well, this is the final act

but don't worry, you're in good hands with Uncle Joker

I just friended you on facebook

this acid will disintegrate you at molecular level

I disagree

Hasta la vista, Dead meat

Lucky shot

ow ow ow ow. You shot me?

What you shoot me for? Your big ass had got away

plus it was good cover. let's go. Oh, real cute

She's a keeper guys. Oh wait up.