and it's really classy.

(upbeat music)

- Every holiday and birthday, I tell my husband

that I'm going to get his name tattooed on my butt.

I think that when I reveal the tattoo to him,

he's totally going to believe me.

- He never takes me seriously, and this is probably why.

- She told me two weeks ago, that if I ever got a tattoo

of her name, she would probably break up with me

because she thinks it's the stupidest thing on earth.

- [Voiceover] He could be either really excited or he could

be horrified and relieved that it's a joke.

- I think he's going to be like, "Oh, that's so sweet.

"Thank you."

- But like, secretly hate it, you think?

- Oh, yeah. Inside be like, crying.

- I can't feel how big it is. Oh, my god.

- It's everything I hoped it could be.

- I'm going to get her.

(upbeat music)

- So, I know I told you that we're here to talk about our

first Christmas together, that's a lie.

- You are kidding, what is this?

- I got something today, for you.

- I told you that I had a secret present that I was putting

together.

- Mmhmm.

- Earlier today, we had a tattoo artist come in,

and I got something.

- Can I show him?

- [Voiceover] Mmhmm.

(laughter)

- Why are you getting naked?

(upbeat music)

(laughter)

- I'm glad it's spelled correctly.

- Oh, my God.

No, you didn't.

- (laughs) Yeah.

- No you didn't.

You did not do this.

- Yes I did, it's right here.

- It's winter so you'll be able to cover it up with --

- Did you get a tramp stamp?

- Yeah.

- With my name on it?

- Yes!

- I can't believe it, no.

- You don't believe?

- No, I don't believe you.

- Are you embarrassed?

- It's just a lot to process.

- Do you like it?

- I love it. (laughs)

- It's not real.

- This is real! And it hurts, so stop touching.

- Do you not like it?

- I, it's just a lot.

- What do you mean it's a lot?

- It's just a surprise.

- You're crazy! (laughs)

- Oh God, you hate it.

- (laughs) No, I mean, I love you.

- Alright, fine, it's not a real tattoo.

I was trying to prank you.

- It was absolutely not going to work.

- It's not fair, you prank everybody.

- Do you know what else?

Can I tell him?

- Do I want to know?

- It's fake.

(laughter)

- (laughs) We're kidding.

- What if this was real?

- It would be awful. I mean, I can't break up

with you over that.

- I would've like, let it ride for a while,

but then maybe we would hit up the removal shop.

- What?

- You were already going there.

- You would get it removed?

- It's just so not you.

- That was a perfect set-up.

- You believed me.

- I totally did.

- You know what though?

In the end though ,the jokes on me

because this is on for two weeks.

- Oh!

- So, that's fun.

- Well now I love it.

(laughs)

- And then I'm thinking, your mom is going to kill me

for inspiring you to get this.