Do you wanna date my Avatar?

Hang with me in my MMO.

So many places we can go.

You'll never see my actual face.

Our love, our love will be in a virtual space.

I'm craving to emote with you.

So many animations I can do.

Be anything you want me to be.

Come on, come on, share a potion with me.

Do you wanna date my Avatar?

She's a star.

And she's hotter than reality by far.

Wanna date my Avatar?

You can type commands.

I've got slots for what I hold in my hands.

Don't care what's in your character bank.

How 'bout, How 'bout a little tank and spank?

Grab your mouse and stroke the keys.

Here in cyberspace there's no disease.

Pick a time, send a tell to me.

Just pay, just pay a small subscription fee.

Do you wanna date my Avatar?

She's a star.

And she's hotter than reality by far.

Wanna date my Avatar?

Single white human, Looking for group.

My stats so high, don't be out of the loop.

Got an uber-leet staff that you can equip.

Close your mouths ladies, this is pure nerd-nip.

I'm a pixel-based fantasy, a man who is stoic.

I hack and slash, who the heck's more heroic?

Check me out: Cloth armor fits me like a glove.

Just twitta a time and I'm ready for love.

Hang with me in my MMO.

So many places we can go.

I’m better than a real world quest.

You'll touch my plus 5 to dexterity vest.

What role do you wanna play.

I'm just a click away night or day.

And if you think I'm not the one,

Log off, Log off and we'll be done.

Do you wanna date my Avatar?

She's a star.

And she's hotter than reality by far.

Wanna date my Avatar?

Do you wanna date my Avatar?

She's a star.

And she's hotter than reality by far.

Wanna date my Avatar?

(Do you wanna date my Avatar?) Do you wanna date my Avatar?

(Do you wanna date my Avatar?) Do you wanna date my Avatar?