This has been an amazing night.

We've already won 5 states

and it looks like we can win 6 or 7, or 8, or 9

Maybe a million states by the time the night is over

Now, I'll admit, I didn't win every state.

I only got 27 percent of the vote in Texas.

But remember, everything is bigger in Texas

So 27 percent is actually more like 60 percent.

So basically, I won Texas

Thank you, and thank me

As for Oklahoma, look at it

It looks like a Trump wig that Texas is wearing.

So, I basically won there, too

Of course, I want to thank Governor Chris Christie for his unblinking support.

I love this guy, he's fantastic.

He's like my Mini-Me, except bigger. He's my Mega-Me.

Thank you Mega-Me. You can go home now, Mega-Me.

Good boy. Good Mega-Me.

Now since this is a press conference.

I'll take your questions and/or compliments

You, go ahead.

You've been criticized for failing to distance yourself from the KKK

and white supremacists like David Duke.

Do you have any comment on that?

Look, first of all, I love the KKK. Kim, Khloe, Kourtney

They're fantastic people, I've known them a long time.

As for David Duke, I've already disavowed that.

I disavowed it like five times, but everyone's still like damn Donald!

Back at it again with the white supremacists!

Next question.

Hey Donald, what's next? What if you get an endorsement from the Nazi party?

Look, I support people who cannot see.

I love Stevie Wonder.

He's a fantastic singer, maybe not for everybody, but I love him, okay?

You in the front.

Marco Rubio said he intends to stay in the race, how do you feel about that?

I don't get this guy.

He keeps giving victory speeches, he hasn't won a thing.

He's like that guy who brags about being three numbers away from winning the power ball

I have more important things to focus on.

I've got bigger fish to fry.

Chris that's a figure of speech.

My real competition now is Hillary Clinton.

And look, I called Hillary earlier.

I said, “Here's the deal.”

“In 2008 you lost to a black man, but in 2016 you're gonna lose to an orange man.”

That's right, orange is the new black.

And we are gonna win win win.

In fact, I don't wanna just win the presidency.

I also wanna win the last season of American Idol

So text “TRUMP” to 10112

Together, we can make American Idol great again.

Cue the music.