Hey, look. Somebody left their purse.

(LAUGHS) Shakespeare, I hear he's good.

Notice the bookmark.

A ticket stub to a Van Damme movie.

Only the greatest actor ever made.

Okay, so what we got here is a purse-losing, lips-protecting,

poetry-reading, Van Damme-loving gal.

Wow. I'd give her two weeks.

I went there, okay? I put my heart on the line.

She's got a boyfriend, Cory, and do you know what I feel now?

Pain.

It's like my heart's been ripped out and stepped on!

So just do me a favor

and stay out of my personal life, okay?

Give me a "T"! Give me an "E"! Give me an "R"!

Shawn Hunter!

See? I can make a cheer about anything.

And they wouldn't let you on the cheerleading squad.

Do you wanna make out?

So, Angela, the coach says, "Scooter!"

That's what he calls me, Scooter.

"Go in there and save the day."

Gee, what happened, Scooter?

Well, I saved the day.

You wanna make out?

I got to tell him.

Shawn told you not to interfere in his personal life.

Yeah, but, Topanga, this is the woman of his dreams, okay?

The woman he could spend the rest of his life with.

I don't consider that personal.

Shawn, Shawn, let the nice lady breathe.

I need to talk to you about Angela.

This better be important.

Well, do you consider the purse girl important?

Yes. Listen.

Everything that was in that purse, okay?

The book of poetry, the Vivaldi, the Van Damme ticket stub,

it was all her. Who?

Angela. All that stuff belongs to Angela.

The purse belonged to Beth.

No, Angela borrowed Beth's purse.

But that's none of our business now, is it, Cory?

No, it's not our business at all.

What are you going to do about it, mister?

Nothing. Angela and I went out for two weeks.

If I was in love with her, you don't think I'd know it?

Shawn, listen. Angela's everything

you've ever wanted in a girl, okay?

But you don't know it because you haven't looked into her eyes yet.

Look into her eyes.

Hey, Shawn.

Hey.

Is this... Is this a book of sonnets?

Yes.

(GIGGLING)

Why are you giggling?

Am I?

What's the matter with you?

Look into her eyes.

Shawn, why are you looking at me like that?

Because I never have before.

I...

It's Angela.