with all her curves, and her beautiful hair.

她們擁有的曲線、美麗的秀髮

The female is just always gonna be the epitome of sexiness.

女性同胞簡直就是性感的縮影

- Their bathrooms, as they're described to me,

她們的浴室，就她們描述的

they sound like country clubs

聽起來像是某個地方的俱樂部

where they have antechambers, and couches, and settees,

裏面有接待室、長椅和靠背的長椅

and the scents from the four corners of the globe

世界各地的奇香異味

just sort of billowing in sort of like a

香味波濤洶湧而來

social gathering atmosphere.

像是社交的眾星雲集之地

- I'm super jealous that girls can

我超羨慕女生們

go to the bathroom with someone all the time.

可以一天到晚和姊妹們一起去廁所

I think it'd be pretty cool

我覺得這樣很有意思

if on a double date I could just look over to my buddy

如果四人約會的時候，我就可以觀望我的夥伴

and be like, "Yo, dude, come to the bathroom with me."

然後說：「嗨！老兄，跟我一起去廁所唄。」

- In the beginning of a relationship

情侶剛在一起的時候

the woman is not expected to pay for a thing.

女生不太需要出手付錢

- I'm walking down the street with my boys,

有次我和兄弟們在路上

ready to go to the club,

準備要去夜店

and we see this long line, and we can't get through,

我們看到很多人在排隊，我們還進不去

and a group of girls just easily walk by,

但是一群女生就逕自走進去

open up the doors for them, free, nothing.

還有人幫她們開門，不用錢，甚麼都不用

It's called the penis tax.

這叫做「帶把稅」

- I'm super jealous of the long flowy hair,

我超級羨慕她們長長的秀髮

how they can flip it, and move it around.

還可以搔首弄姿

And it's just so luxurious and beautiful and silky.

真是有夠縱情的，又美又柔滑

- Not that guys can't have long hair,

不是說男生不能留長頭髮

but I tried it once and it didn't work out so well for me.

我是有試過一次，但不是我的風格

- When it comes to fashion,

說到時尚

those leggings, those look like the most comfortable

和瘦腿，看來像是世界上

thing in the world.

最棒的事了

- Women can like turn almost anything into clothes.

女生可以把任何東西都變成衣服

There are things that just look like curtains

有些看起來像是窗簾的東西

that can be women's clothes.

也可以變成她們的衣服

- And I'm just stuck with jeans.

而我穿來穿去就是牛仔褲一條

- I'm also very jealous of women

我也很羨慕女生

having a bigger section in clothing stores

服飾店裡有一大區塊都是女性服飾

because that's basically telling men

這就是在告訴男生

that you don't have to look as well put together,

我們的穿搭不用太講究

you don't have to care that much

你不用像女生一樣

about your appearance as women.

太在意外表

No matter what gender you are or what sex you are,

無論你的生理性別或心理性別是甚麼

everybody likes sales.

每個人都愛購物啊！

- Women have to deal with a lot of crap.

不過女人有很多雜七雜八的事要面對

- This constant pressure to look a certain way.

外表上有一套套的規矩要遵循著

- A general idea that you don't feel safe walking alone.

就像是說，一個人走很不安全

- The inequality factor.

兩性不平等

- And then also the whole period thing.

然後還有月經這個東西

- Women aren't allowed to be like,

女生也不可以很直接地說：

"Oh, I'm (bleep) bleeding and it hurts."

「喔，我大姨媽來了，真的很痛。」

- They don't get enough credit.

她們的人生並沒有因此受惠

They're tough for having to put up with all

而且，她們還要很堅強地

the stuff that they do.

忍耐很多事情