I really appreciate you helping me with this.

I don't know what to do.

Oh, sure. Let me see it. See what?

I hadn't spoken to Emily since I broke up with her,

and she left this on my doorstep with a note.

“Raj, I got you this before we split up, but I couldn't return it

and thought you'd like to have it.''

''Happy belated Valentine's Day, Emily"

That's nice.

Nice, or is she trying to manipulate him?

I know. I mean, do I open it? Do I return it?

Why wouldn't you open it?

Well, she was pretty mad.

For all I know it's a voodoo doll of me

with a fork stuck in my junk.

You don't think she'd actually send you something gross

or dangerous, do you?

I know one way to find out-- sniff this.

She's pregnant, she's not a bloodhound.

Although I am getting a little machine oil.

I think it's metal.

Come on, just open it.

You know, on Game of Thrones,

Balon Greyjoy received his son's genitals in a box.

Well, never hurts to have a spare.

What is that?

Wow. It's an antique sextant.

Sailors used these to find their position by the stars.

What a nice gift for an astrophysicist.

I know, she's so thoughtful.

See, she's trying to get you back.

Now, that is exactly what I would've gotten you

if I had any idea what it is or what you do.

You know, I have too much self-esteem to let this girl

guilt me into getting back together with her.

You don't need to be pregnant to smell that load of crap.

I wonder how much she spent on this.

Ooh, let's find out.

It doesn't matter.

It's the thought that counts.

Yeah, yeah, and beauty's on the inside,

size doesn't matter - how much she spend?

Seriously, guys, I don't want to know.

Oh, my.

Oh, come on, you can't say “Oh, my,” and then not tell me!

These things go for $500 and up.

Damn.

All I got for Valentine's Day was a postcard

saying my Vermont Teddy Bear was back-ordered.

Okay, so, she drops off a $500 gift

and she's not trying to get back together with you?

Maybe you're right.

Or she's telling the truth and just being nice.

Maybe you're right.

Wow, I am easy to manipulate.

Oh, guys, it's Emily.

What should I do?

Okay, answer it. Just be strong.

And if she starts to cry, don't make any promises.

And most importantly, put it on speaker so we can hear.

Hello?

Hey, it's Emily.

Is this a good time?

Yeah, yeah. Sure. What's up?

Was it okay I left that gift?

I'm really hoping we can be friends.

Maybe, maybe.

Um, you think you'd want to grab a cup of coffee?

Hello?

I'm sorry, I seem to be taking an annoying amount of time

deciding how I feel about this!

I just... I miss hanging out with you.

It's not like I lost a friend, it's like I lost my best friend.

Is there any chance

you'd want to come over?

I'm sorry, I don't think that's a good idea.

Okay. I'm just...

I'm having a really hard time,

but that's not your problem, that's mine.

I-I won't bother you again,

but please know that you'll always have a place in my heart.

Bye, Raj.

You're a good guy.

Goodbye, Emily.

That was rough, you guys.

I know, but you did it. I'm so proud of you.

Well, anyway, I'll leave you to your girls' night.

Are you sure you don't want to stay here with us?

No, I kind of feel like being alone right now.

Well, if you change your mind, we'll be here.

Thank you.

Say hi to Emily for us.

Will do.