Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles **You can turn captions off and on using the CC button The police said line up! I mean, so one of those guys was a cannibal Jose! Don't touch that! Come here, baby, yeah! Yeah man! I hate that guy. So umm... Dumbo! Hippy Power! Plants! English Red Snapper! EWW-ee I think you're breath is... Well maybe it's like a A dead rodent Oh, what kind of rodent? A dead rabbit or something That happens when I drink sauce That's all that was What did you think of the little baby the people showed you? Ehh, you know looked like kinda a nice baby, you know? Umm, not a lot of fat on it I guess it's face looked sort of lame So, they're all kinda the same. It's a tiger! Look out! Oh, I have really gross spit. Let me sleep on the ground You can sleep wherever I can't sleep since you took my puppet! I wouldn't get a tattoo on the face Unless it was of a mask If you're comfortable, then you know I may just touch you on your elbow or something. What? Get back Jennifer, you're gonna be 41 Hey, is something going on after work? Because I didn't get an invite to the amazing brunch Emotion Ehh, they're saying they want me to sing Drake up on this couch You should. What is the best job you could imagine without a wig? I guess dodge ball? You know how great it is Like I always said, these waffles are gourmet Freaking fools! Fools get in the way of fools! Here, I have your money You were supposed to pay me back there! Naw, 'cause that German guy, Rolf He told me I could pay you by the sock shed I ain't even at home very much because I like to sleep somewhere in the woods I'm available, what do you say? You wanna have a block party one time? I do not. No? Heh, heh, heh, that's right, I'm pretty I had to crack a gigantic tree nut Fudge can get in your hair! He's weird, and he's weird, and he's weird! I'll feed him lots of old shrimp and coffee And it should make him need to puke when the coffee gets riled up At least I really hope so I have to bless one of my little tiny dolls Don't! Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me You gotta stir the bowl! Stir the bowl. What gets your goat in this life? When I was at the barber I'd have like this dry scalp Kinda like paper, instead of you know, like a rubbery scalp But you have what you have, so I have paper Oh no! Birds! Hey, there was a girl that had a big finger So good! Wow, they gave me the brown noser pedestrian today Where you going with that knife? Ha ha ha Yeah, I thought I'd get you with that one Hey Rico! Oh dear. The fish ended up on the filthy floor. Sorry about having the wine hands. I may need a kidney, but it's all good! Nachos! And jello shapes! Help me! A Cro-Magnon? He's got a creepy eye! I bought an eighth, eighth, I bought an eighth! Uhh, which words are you craving? Awww, man, I see a rhino in a white vest and I'm just wishing that maybe he was my son He could jump from that big old rock And then spill grits into his computer I woulda ate-en that Come on, man, you know how we do! Gotta blow that whistle? Have a nice day. I cut my head with a green bean...
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