Looks like there was no danger at all.

Corde!

I'm so sorry.

I've failed you senator...

Shhhhhhhhh

No. You didn't fail me.

This is actually the exact reason your job exists.

So you did great!

*dies*

How Star Wars Attack of the Clones Should Have Ended

Don't worry. No harm will come to her.

I can sense everything going on in that room.

It's too risky!

Plus your sense aren't that attuned my young apprentice.

AAAAGRRGHHHHHHHH!

*dies*

Nooooooooo!

Jar Jar, I have to leave the capitol

and I was going to leave you in charge while i'm gone...

but, I'm sorry you have like zero experience...

and well... you're Jar Jar...

So I'm going to ask literally anyone else to do the job. Okay?

Okie Day!

Meesa going home!

Look out!

AAAAAGGRRRBBBLERURRRRAAAGGH!

*dies*

Please don't look at me like that.

Why not?

It makes me uncomfortable.

Sorry my lady.

UGH! That makes it worse!

Yeah! Can I get a different jedi?

This one keeps giving me "I Want You" eyes.

No I wasn't!

You are in my very soul...

tormenting me!

I know! I feel as if I'm dying a little each day!

So you are suffering the way that I am suffering!

The pain is so bad!

The pain! And the torment!

Your kiss haunts me!

It is like a scar on my heart!

This is going to destroy us!

Oh NOoooooz!

I could totally leave the jedi right now, but I just can't!

Tell me MORE about sand!

Really?!

Heck NO!

This is freakin weird, Ani!

I can totally see your suit back there.

Suit! What suit?

No you can't!

Yes I can.

Nah...

You're the bounty hunter trying to kill the senator aren't you?

Whaaaaat? That's crazy!

I don't know what you're talking about!

I've seen enough. You're coming with me!

I have successfully arrested the bounty hunter I believe to be the assassin we are looking for!

Very good! Bring him in! Question him, we will.

Yes Master!

But you see, there's a problem!

He uh...

He has this youngling with him and they...

Back! Back!

They aren't exactly cooperating.

Plus, I only have one seat on my ship so...

I don't think he's going to sit on my lap all the way back to Coruscant!

Does he have a ship you can use?

Do you mind if we take your ship?

I'm not gonna let you use MY ship!

Could you guys just maybe send a LARGER ship?!

No! No we can not.

Important jedi business we have!

ALL of the jedi are busy?!

Yes!

Sit here on cushions, we must!

I'm really doing all of the work aren't I?

Yes!

*yoda giggle*

AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I killed them.

Every single one of them!

And not just the men!

But the women...

and the children too!

They're like animals!

So I slaughtered them like animals!

I HATE THEM!

Oookaaaaay. I um...

I left something on my ship.

I'll be right back.

I mean NOBODY in their right mind would stay with a guy like that. Right?!

*whistles*

Fought well you have, my old padawan.

This is just the beginning!

And that's when we found the secret plans, Dooku was carrying for an ultimate weapon called, "The DEATH STAR!"

Capable of destroying entire planets!

*gasps*

So... being the keepers of the peace that we are...

In order to keep those plans from ever falling into dangerous hands...

We destroyed that design, and now it's gone forever!

You Did WHAT?!

errr uh I mean...

Thank goodness!

Yay!

*applause*

*chuckles*

Execute order, sixty six.

*screams*

Padme!

Put the ship down!

Come to your senses!

You will be expelled from the Jedi Order!

Okay then see yaaaaaa!!!!!!

Anakin Noooo!

I hate when he does that!

I would've done the same thing!