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  • I guess I was wrong.

  • Looks like there was no danger at all.

  • Corde!

  • I'm so sorry.

  • I've failed you senator...

  • Shhhhhhhhh

  • No. You didn't fail me.

  • This is actually the exact reason your job exists.

  • So you did great!

  • *dies*

  • How Star Wars Attack of the Clones Should Have Ended

  • Don't worry. No harm will come to her.

  • I can sense everything going on in that room.

  • It's too risky!

  • Plus your sense aren't that attuned my young apprentice.

  • AAAAGRRGHHHHHHHH!

  • *dies*

  • Nooooooooo!

  • Jar Jar, I have to leave the capitol

  • and I was going to leave you in charge while i'm gone...

  • but, I'm sorry you have like zero experience...

  • and well... you're Jar Jar...

  • So I'm going to ask literally anyone else to do the job. Okay?

  • Okie Day!

  • Meesa going home!

  • Look out!

  • AAAAAGGRRRBBBLERURRRRAAAGGH!

  • *dies*

  • Please don't look at me like that.

  • Why not?

  • It makes me uncomfortable.

  • Sorry my lady.

  • UGH! That makes it worse!

  • Yeah! Can I get a different jedi?

  • This one keeps giving me "I Want You" eyes.

  • No I wasn't!

  • You are in my very soul...

  • tormenting me!

  • I know! I feel as if I'm dying a little each day!

  • So you are suffering the way that I am suffering!

  • The pain is so bad!

  • The pain! And the torment!

  • Your kiss haunts me!

  • It is like a scar on my heart!

  • This is going to destroy us!

  • Oh NOoooooz!

  • I could totally leave the jedi right now, but I just can't!

  • Tell me MORE about sand!

  • Really?!

  • Heck NO!

  • This is freakin weird, Ani!

  • I can totally see your suit back there.

  • Suit! What suit?

  • No you can't!

  • Yes I can.

  • Nah...

  • You're the bounty hunter trying to kill the senator aren't you?

  • Whaaaaat? That's crazy!

  • I don't know what you're talking about!

  • I've seen enough. You're coming with me!

  • I have successfully arrested the bounty hunter I believe to be the assassin we are looking for!

  • Very good! Bring him in! Question him, we will.

  • Yes Master!

  • But you see, there's a problem!

  • He uh...

  • He has this youngling with him and they...

  • Back! Back!

  • They aren't exactly cooperating.

  • Plus, I only have one seat on my ship so...

  • I don't think he's going to sit on my lap all the way back to Coruscant!

  • Does he have a ship you can use?

  • Do you mind if we take your ship?

  • I'm not gonna let you use MY ship!

  • Could you guys just maybe send a LARGER ship?!

  • No! No we can not.

  • Important jedi business we have!

  • ALL of the jedi are busy?!

  • Yes!

  • Sit here on cushions, we must!

  • I'm really doing all of the work aren't I?

  • Yes!

  • *yoda giggle*

  • AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

  • I killed them.

  • Every single one of them!

  • And not just the men!

  • But the women...

  • and the children too!

  • They're like animals!

  • So I slaughtered them like animals!

  • I HATE THEM!

  • Oookaaaaay. I um...

  • I left something on my ship.

  • I'll be right back.

  • I mean NOBODY in their right mind would stay with a guy like that. Right?!

  • *whistles*

  • Fought well you have, my old padawan.

  • This is just the beginning!

  • And that's when we found the secret plans, Dooku was carrying for an ultimate weapon called, "The DEATH STAR!"

  • Capable of destroying entire planets!

  • *gasps*

  • So... being the keepers of the peace that we are...

  • In order to keep those plans from ever falling into dangerous hands...

  • We destroyed that design, and now it's gone forever!

  • You Did WHAT?!

  • errr uh I mean...

  • Thank goodness!

  • Yay!

  • *applause*

  • *chuckles*

  • Execute order, sixty six.

  • *screams*

  • Padme!

  • Put the ship down!

  • Come to your senses!

  • You will be expelled from the Jedi Order!

  • Okay then see yaaaaaa!!!!!!

  • Anakin Noooo!

  • I hate when he does that!

  • I would've done the same thing!

I guess I was wrong.

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