- Hey there, ma'am.

Can I get you anything?

- [laughs]

Pete, I'm not a customer.

- I don't care.

I'm here to serve you a hot slice

of Pete-za.

[chuckles]

Hope you like extra sausage.

[upbeat electronic music]

- How'd you do that?

- Shh.

Less talk-y,

more dance-y.

[upbeat electronic music]

- You're making me hot.

- Let me put out your fire.

[upbeat electronic music]

[water splashes]

- Wake up!

- Are we opening?

- We've been open for an hour.

I would've let you sleep, but you're rubbing up

against the seat, scaring all the customers.

[children yelling]

- I got to stop having these Pete-mares.

[playful music]

- [man singing] This is America

Land of dreams

Everyone can climb higher

- [women singing] No you know you're stuck here

'Cause you're a part-timer yeah

- [man singing] You can do anything

- [woman singing] As long as it's not hard

- [man singing] And you can go anywhere

- [woman singing] As soon as you get a car

- [man singing] You're gonna be a huge success

- [woman singing] Come on that's not who you are

- [man singing] You're a part-timer cursed

With full-time dreams

And this low-paying job is as bad as it seems

Bad as it seems

What the [bleep] are you doing here?

Whoa

What the [bleep] are you doing here?

Oh

Seriously, dude? - Like, what the [bleep]?

- I'm going on strike.

- Just because I won't give you Friday off?

- It's my little cousin's career day,

the most important day of these kids' lives!

They get to meet me.

And you want to rob them of that?

- It feels like the responsible thing to do.

- Well, that's it.

If you don't give me Friday off, I quit.

- Go ahead.

I got your replacement right here on speed dial.

- [chuckles]

Don't you dare start with Tony Pepperoni again.

- He's just waiting for my call.

- Any minute now...

no.

- This isn't over.

I'm going to Anton's office.

- Anton doesn't have an office.

- Oh, doesn't he?

[laughing maniacally]

[both laughing maniacally]

- Wait, why are we laughing?

- Well, because Lori said you don't have an office,

and now you do.

- [laughs] Ian, this is so great.

I can't wait to start making executive decisions

and to find out what an executive decision is.

- Dude, you're gonna be great.

Way better that Lori. [laughs]

Hey, you know, I asked for Friday off,

and she totally shut me down.

- So unfair! Where does Lori get off?

- Well, usually in her office with an audiobook.

Hey-o!

- [laughs] Nice!

- Yeah. Oh.

Bing!

Why don't you just give me Friday off?

- Oh, no. Uh, no.

Lori wouldn't like that.

She does all the scheduling.

- Oh, right, right.

Because executive owners don't have any real authority?

- Hey.

I have real authority. - Really?

What have you ever authorized?

- You know what?

I authorize this:

you're gonna get this Friday off,

and every Friday after that.

- Oh, you play hardball.

- Yeah. - I respect that.

You know, pretty soon you're gonna be paying

for all my lunches or something.

[chuckles] - Done.

Here.

All yours.

- Now that's what I call a boss.

There's a lot of ones in here.

[video games beeping and dinging]

- If Ian can have Friday off, I should be able

to get a massage therapist.

- What are you talking about?

- [sighs] I'm so stressed.

I haven't slept in weeks.

Do you ever have dreams where Pete--

- I don't care about your dreams.

I specifically told Ian he cannot have Friday off.

- Well, Ian told me that Anton told him

that he could have Friday off.

- Guys, Ian said that Anton said we could have bathrobe Tuesdays.

- No, we cannot.

And today is Monday.

- Yeah, but Ian said that Anton said today could be Tuesday.

- I'm gonna have that boy on a skewer.

Ian, please come to my office right now.

- Lori, please come to Anton's office.

- Ian, please come to my office and bring Anton with you.

- I'm sorry, Anton is busy right now

and would like Ian to stay in the office with him

to help him with important work.

- Mom, hold for Dad.

Dad, please hold for Mom.

- What important work?

- He's holding a conference call.

- It's working!

- Ian, get in my office.

- No.

- Ian, you have ten seconds.

If you're not in my office,

I will wipe you from this planet.

Ten, nine, eight--

- Seven, six--

- Five--

- Six. - Five!

- Six. - Five!

Stop counting back up!

- I'm sorry, Lori.

I'm going to have to put you on hold.

[upbeat pop music]

- [groans]

[grumbling indistinctly]

Put me on damn hold.

Who the hell he think he is?

- [singing] Bathrobe Tuesdays

Bathrobe Tuesdays

- I totally went into the wrong office.

Anton would've let us get a massage therapist.

- Yeah, I mean, I don't think it's too late.

Just email Ian.

He said that Anton encourages us all to dream big.

- Guys, Anton said I could turn the prize booth

into a rain forest.

- [laughs]

See? [phone dings]

- [gasps] Ooh!

Anton says deep tissue for everyone!

[singing] both: Bathrobe Tuesdays

Bathrobe Tuesdays

- Bathrobe Tuesdays

- I love backrubs and massages

- Bathrobe Tuesdays

- Oh, yeah, it's my pleasure, Pete.

You go ahead and get that laser eye surgery

and we'll just fit it in Pork E. Pine's health plan.

- We don't have a health plan.

What the hell is going on?

- Oh, Anton, your 4:00 is here.

- Oh, yeah. Send them in--oh.

Hi, and welcome to my office.

- It's not your office.

We're in the staff room.

- Well, let's just say that this is where Anton's office begins

and you are over that line.

- You're not pointing to anything.

- It's your toe.

Your toe's over the line.

- It's not my toe, it's the shadow of my toe.

- Well, I think we can all agree here that, uh,

the shadow counts as part of your body.

- Shut up, short stack!

- Oh, look at the time!

I'm so sorry.

We have a 4:05 that's super important.

- Oh, yeah, my 4:05.

- Yeah, so could you please step out?

We have a lot of work to do.

- Oh, you think you have a lot of work to do now?

- Mm. - No.

I'm gonna show you work.

Tell me who--you don't know who the hell you're talking to

'cause your damn office's a staff room.

[grumbling indistinctly]

- [exclaims]

And once we have the trees rooted,

we can turn the ball pit into a pond like this.

Look.

- Wait, I can't see.

A pond would be perfect for the anaconda

that Anton just approved.

It's being shipped in from Miami as we speak.

- Yes.

- What you got going on here?

- Oh, hi, Lori.

- Don't be mad.

You're gonna love what the rain forest air

does to your skin.

- Oh, I'm not mad.

- You're not?

- Actually, I would put a second rain forest

behind the beanbag corner and have a zip line

running in between the two.

- Genius!

Because to feed the anaconda,

you got to drop food in from above.

- Uh-huh. She's so smart.

You're so smart. - Right?

- Mm-hmm.

- There we go.

Now it's clear,

and there's no mistaking your executive suite.

- [sighs]

Do you think we should make a fan page for me too?

- Yes.

- Please get this to Anton.

This is all the work he's gonna need now that he's in charge.

- What is all this?

- Tax forms, invoices, bills.

- [scoffs] - Bills?

- Especially the Internet bill.

It's due immediately.

- It's a trick.

Everyone knows the Internet is free.

- There are also permits you're gonna have to get

for Dinger's rain forest, and the city will want to see

the schematics.

- Schematics?

Oh, Ian, you can just take care of all this.

- Uh, nope. That's above my pay grade.

- But I didn't want any of this.

I just want to be the boss.

You know, like the queen of England.

- That's the prime minister.

The queen is a pretty figurehead

who lifts the spirits around her.

- Oh, like me.

- Right. - Mm.

- So why don't you be queen, I'll be the prime minister

and run this place again.

- No deal.

Anton wants $1 million and an expense account.

- Dude, shut up! I get to be the queen!

You know what?

I'm gonna go buy a bunch of weird hats

and make myself more queen-like. [giggles]

- Anton, wait. No, she's just--

- And my first order of business as prime minister

is to make you work a double shift every Friday

until there are no more Fridays.

Hmm.

- Balls.

[video games beeping and whirring]

- [sighs]

Here's a token of my appreciation for taking your shifts back,

and I'm sorry I had to cancel your rain forest plans.

- That's okay.

We're all dying anyway.

- Guys, I got LASIK!

- Great. - Oh, buddy.

- Now I'm gonna be having dreams