- Play nice.

(laughing)

- You have a girlfriend, Ryan.

Does that not help you do makeup?

- What does that even--

- I don't know, she like, makes you go to Sephora and shit.

- If I do I sit in the boyfriend chair.

There's usually a chair there where I sit down.

- Well, I watch a lot of YouTube videos about makeup,

so I might have an upper hand.

- Like, I know the difference between eyeliner and mascara.

- Well, you'd think I know a lot because I'm married,

but I really don't know much about makeup.

- Wait, are you married?

- [Voiceover] Prism Eyeshadow

- by E.L.F., which, a lot of YouTubers

talk about this brand.

- These are very unusual colors.

- Yeah.

- It's dispersing nicely, I don't...

(laughing)

- It looks really pretty,

but I'd like to see it in a few hours.

- That color payoff's not that high.

- Based on the Ned Fulmer electronics test,

if it's heavy it's expensive,

then this is cheap so I'm gonna go $13?

- 13.01.

- Come on man, don't be like that.

- $45?

- I would say this is like a good 30 bucks maybe?

- You could tell me that this is $5 and I'd be like,

yup, that sounds right.

And you could tell me that it's $60,

I'd be like, that sucks, but sounds right.

(ding)

- [Ned] Oh! - Pretty good!

- Bullshit.

- $10?! Oh, that makes me happy.

- I'm telling you, it's all about the payoff.

It wasn't there.

- NARS sounds like your burnout friend from college,

who like, had the fake ID.

- Wears a beanie for no reason in the middle of summer.

- NARS is pretty expensive,

I feel like if you have a whole thing of NARS

you're like, you're doing okay in life.

- This isn't skin-tone, for sure,

cause that looks like a fuckin' carrot.

- That's a good observation, Ryan.

This is not skin-tone.

- The other one had six colors and it was $10,

this one has two colors,

that should be six divided by two,

so this is $3.33.

- I'm gonna say 45 on that one, too.

- I'm gonna say 35.

- I'm gonna go back, I'm gonna say 12.99.

- 35 bucks.

- I'm gonna go $15.

(ding)

- No! No! No!

- Why is it so expensive? - [Ned] What?!

(growling) NARS? NARS?

- Ooh, that's cause he's secretly a drag queen at night.

- I wish.

- I'm like, not happy to be closer.

Like, that sucks.

- [Curly] Naked! Urban Decay.

I feel like girls love Urban Decay.

They're always talking about Urban Decay is so good.

- Urban Decay, that is an expensive-sounding brand.

- The package is so wonderful.

- There's a color called Sidecar.

Just search your mind, what do you think that looks like?

- This comes with a brush.

- But I know that's expensive.

- It is double-sided, which is cool.

This is like the Darth Maul of makeup brushes.

- I feel like I'm doing a bad job.

I don't know, this is what--

- I'm positive you're doing a bad job.

(laughing)

- This is a great color, these are beautiful.

Can I have this?

- Okay this is probably at least $45.

- 49.99.

- I'm gonna say 80 bucks.

- I'm gonna say 45.

- $55.

- I'm gonna go $80, and I'm also keeping it because...

(ding)

- [Curly] Ooh! Damn, baby!

- That's a good deal.

- [Voiceover] Clé de Peau Beauté.

- Oh it's got SPF 23 in it.

- That's always good, two-for-one.

- This could go either way,

because I feel like this could be like, super cheap

or it could be like dang, there's placenta in this thing.

- What?!

- It's weird that it's makeup because it feels like lotion.

- If this is like alcohol, plastic bottle, always cheap.

- Oh I ruined it.

How do you not get makeup on your makeup?

- I'm gonna say that's gonna cost $45.

- It is covered in French.

- 17.99.

- $35.

- I feel like it's 20.

- If this tiny thing costs 20 bucks, that's crazy.

(ding)

- No! No! No!

- What?!

- That's the good shit right there.

- This will last you like three days!

This is foundation, you cover your entire face with this!

Three of these is an Xbox!

- What the, why?

- So Ned's overreaction aside, this is fucking insane.

- I'm sad.

- I feel like I've just been let into a big secret

that I didn't want to know.

I feel like I just walked in on my parents having sex.