- MM-HMM.

- AND YET, NOW YOU HAVE MORE IN COMMON

BECAUSE YOU'RE TAKING HIM TO--

YOU'RE INTRODUCING HIM TO NEW THINGS THAT

HE WOULD NOT HAVE EXPERIENCED, SUCH AS A STRIP CLUB.

- OH, YEAH, YEAH.

OH, YOU TALKING ABOUT THE BLACK WORLD.

both: YEAH.

- THAT'S WHAT I CALL IT. THE URBAN SIDE.

- I WENT TO WHAT YOU CALL A BLACK STRIP CLUB.

- YEAH. YEAH. YEAH, YOU DID.

- THAT WAS A-- IT WAS A NEW EXPERIENCE FOR ME.

- HOW IS THAT DIFFERENT?

I DIDN'T REALIZE THERE WAS A DIFFERENCE.

- OH, THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE, ELLEN.

[laughter] THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE.

- THE DIFFERENCE FOR ME IS THAT I LOOKED LIKE CASPER

WAS INVADING--WAS INVADING THE MIDNIGHT OIL.

- ONE OF THE-- HERE'S THE DIFFERENCE, OKAY?

IN THESE TWO DIFFERENT WORLDS--

AND I HATE TO SEGREGATE THE WORLDS, BUT IT'S TRUE,

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE, YOU KNOW?

WHEN YOU GO TO A PREDOMINANTLY WHITE STRIP CLUB,

IT'S MORE MODELING AND POSING AND THESE ODD MOMENTS.

AND THEIR HAIR IS FLUNG, AND THERE'S LIKE--

IT'S JUST STARING AT YOU.

IT'S A LITTLE ODD TO ME. I DON'T LIKE THE EYE CONTACT.

BUT WHEN YOU GO IN THE URBAN WORLD,

THERE'S WHAT WE CALL BOOTY POPPIN' AND TRICKS.

[cheers and applause]

SO WHAT I DID WAS, I WANTED MY FRIEND--

THIS IS NOW MY FRIEND.

I SAID, "JOSH, YOU NEED THIS EXPERIENCE,

JUST TO SAY YOU HAVE ONE."

SO I GOT 1,000 ONES.

I GOT 1,000 ONES, AND I GAVE THEM TO JOSH,

AND I SAID, "YOU HAVE TO SHOW APPRECIATION

BY THROWING THIS MONEY."

- NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU TOLD ME.

YOU TOLD ME TO DO THIS THING.

[laughter] - DON'T--OKAY.

- HE TOLD ME TO DO THIS THING. - THEY DON'T NEED TO KNOW--

- LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT-- WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS THING?

- IT DOESN'T MATTER. - MAKING IT RAIN.

[laughter] - I CALL IT--

YEAH, I CALL IT LOSING HARD CASH.

AND SO--I'M A JEW.

I ASKED KEVIN IF I COULD KEEP THE MONEY

TO PUT MY KIDS THROUGH SCHOOL.

- HE TRIED TO KEEP IT. - AND HE SAID NO.

- HE TRIED TO KEEP IT. - HE SAID NO.

- HE TRIED TO KEEP IT.

- HE SAID, "YOU DON'T POCKET THAT MONEY.

YOU THROW IT LIKE THIS."

BUT I HAVE FAT HANDS, SO I--

THE MONEY ALL WENT FLYING IN, LIKE--

- YOU HURT-- YOU HURT A GIRL.

- $1,000-- - HE HURT A GIRL.

HE HURT A GIRL UP CLOSE.

I SAID, "JOSH, YOU JUST GO ONE BY ONE LIKE THIS,"

AND JOSH, BECAUSE OF HIS PUDGY HANDS,

HE DID ONE SWOOP.

THE GIRL--ALL YOU HEARD WAS, "NO, MY EYE."

[laughter]

I APOLOGIZED. "NO, BABY, I'M SORRY.

HE'S NOT-- HE'S NEW."

SHE WAS LIKE, "WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM?

YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU SEE?"

HE WAS LIKE, "I WAS TRYING TO SHOW YOU I DID.

IT JUST DIDN'T WORK OUT." - WAIT.

I LOVE IT--HOW THIS STORY IS MORE APPROPRIATE

THAN ME DOING THE [indistinct].

[laughter]

- HE ACTUALLY TRIED TO STEAL THE MONEY THOUGH.

HE TRIED TO WALK OUT THE CLUB WITH THE MONEY.

- I WAS GONNA INVEST IT IN AN IRA.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH--

[laughter]

- OH, THAT'S HILARIOUS. WHAT A GREAT EXPERIENCE.

AND I--I MEAN, THEY MUST HAVE BEEN THRILLED

TO SEE YOU TWO THERE.

- NO, THEY-- - THEY HAD NO CLUE WHO I WAS.

- NO, THEY DIDN'T. THEY DEFINITELY DIDN'T.

A LOT OF PEOPLE THOUGHT JOSH WAS THERE TO AUDIT THE PLACE.

[laughter]

- OH, I'M SORRY, KEVIN. I'M SORRY.

SOME OF US-- YOU KNOW WHAT?

[applause] NO, DON'T SUPPORT THAT.

DON'T SUPPORT THAT.

SOME OF US CAN'T DRESS AS 1980s VIDEO GAMES, KEVIN.

[laughter]

- JOSH SHOWED UP TO THE STRIP CLUB

WITH A BUTTON-UP SHIRT--

- LOOK, I THOUGHT IT WAS A CLASSY JOINT.

- AND HE HAD A TIE.

- I THOUGHT WE WERE GETTING DINNER FIRST.

- HE HAD A BUTTON-UP SHIRT AND A TIE

AND, LIKE, SOME JEANS WITH SOME SHOES.

I WAS LIKE, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHY ARE YOU--

"WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER?

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?"

[laughter]

HE WAS LIKE, "I'M READY"--

[both laughing]

HE KEPT--HE KEPT--

IT WAS LIKE--IT WAS LIKE HE CALLED SOMEBODY

BEFORE HE CAME DOWNSTAIRS,

AND THEY TOLD HIM WHAT TO DO, 'CAUSE HE KEPT--

HE WAS LIKE, "I'M JUST READY FOR A GOOD TIME TONIGHT."

I WAS LIKE, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN?"

I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT IN MY LIFE,

BUT IT'S LIKE, WHEN HE WALKED IN THE PLACE--

IF YOU COULD HAVE SEEN HIS FACE, LIKE--

HE WAS TRYING TO ACT COMFORTABLE,

BUT IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD, I COULD TELL

IT WAS LIKE, "OKAY."

HE DIDN'T TRY TO GO THERE

AND BE THE BLACK GUY IN THE BLACK PLACE

AND DO A BUNCH OF THIS STUFF.

- I ACTUALLY--I DID. - NO, YOU DID THIS ONCE.

YOU DID THIS-- HE DID THIS ONE TIME.

YOU DID DO THIS.

YEAH, HE WAS LIKE-- HE WAS LIKE--

- I DID--I DID ONE OF THESE.

I DID A LITTLE-- WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS?

TWERKING? - NO, DON'T DO THAT.

YEAH, YEAH, HE DID THAT.

[laughter] HE DID. HE DID.

HE DID TWERK. - I DID SOME OF THAT.

- HE DID TWERK. HE DEFINITELY DID TWERK.

- TURNS OUT THEY PAY PEOPLE TO DO THAT AT THIS PLACE.

I DIDN'T HAVE TO. - YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT.

OH, MY GOD. Y'ALL ARE HILARIOUS.

UH-OH.

DID YOU WANT TO SEE MORE VIDEOS?

HOLD ON.

[static hisses]

- WHAT'S HAPPENING IN YOUR MIND RIGHT NOW, SOPHIA GRACE?

EXPRESS EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER THOUGHT.

- PINK! - GOOD GIRL.

GOOD GIRL.

[cheers and applause]

- [laughing]

- SHE'S THINKING IN COLOR. - [laughs]