Hey, kid!

Little boy with the balloons!

Come over here!

If you come over here, I'll give you a pound.

Two pounds.

I don't know who you are.

I'm, uh, the famous balloon thief.

Why would a thief want to give me two pounds?

I'll explain it to you.

Thank you.

Yes, love?

A naked American man stole my balloons.

What?