Ben: So recently Elliot got a job working in a pub, no surprise

我的朋友去了夜店工作

Ben: Last night Elliot came home complaining about the toilet

这不奇怪

Ben: Apparently they're blocked and now they've gotta use a portaloo, which is a portable toilet.

这启发了我的主意

Ben: That gave me an idea.

我们有农夫朋友

Ben: With the help of Farmer Chris, Chris: Hi!

对不起了兄弟

Ben: We'd use Farmer Chris' truck & trailer to come wait up Elliot goes in the toilet.

兄弟兄弟他进去了！

Ben: Hijacking Elliot and the toilet.

进去了 进去了

Ben: Taking Elliot on a porta-tour

快点过去

Ben: SORRY BRO.

走走走

*Ben laughs*

对不起了小牛

Ben: Chris, Chris make a move now, make a move now. He's in the toilet

我要走了

Ben: Chris I repeat he's in the toilet.

哈哈哈

Ben: GO GO GO GO GO

呵呵呵

Ben (to cows): Sorry boys, I gotta go!

怎么了？0.0

Elliot: Hello?! HELLO?

喂！

Elliot: What's going on here? What is it?

怎么了！！0.0

Elliot: SHIIIT!

搞什么？？？

Ben: Chris, he's trynna get out! Chris: Ah, don't worry, he can't get out.

啊！

*Ben laughs*

克里斯快点

Ben: Jeepers! Chris is it even safe?

我已经很快了

Chris: of course it's safe.

呵呵哈哈

Tom: He's gonna bloody die.

克里斯他没事吧？

Ben: He's not gonna die Tom for Goodness sake! Chris: He's not gonna die, he's used to this!

他没事

Ben: Right, where do we go now, what do we do now?

没事

Chris: We're going to the car wash! *Ben laughs*

他很可怜

Ben: This is stupid!

我们去洗车

Chris: it is not stupid!

这是个笨蛋主意

*Ben does not know what to say*

心里：sorry

Ben: *weird noise* Chris, he's going nuts!

克里斯 克里斯 他要出来了！

Ben: Chris, Chris drive!

不会的

*Ben laughs*

现在呢？

Ben: Boys!

去我农田家？

Ben: Last time we did this he was mad!

可以了！

Chris: Just get out and record Ben!

我的天！

*Ben laughs* Ben: Jeepers!

哈哈哈

Ben: GO!

把它扔进河扔进河

Ben: Oh no... that's a bad idea. Oh my Gosh..

喂！！！O.O

*Ben laughs/creepy noise*

我在哪？

Ben: Literally on the edge, on the edge of the bank!

对不起了兄弟=w=

Ben: So on the edge of the bank, yeah?

Ben！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！

*Elliot shouts*

对不起嘛QAQ

Ben: Sorry Bro!

好了 对不起QwQ

Elliot: BEEEEEEEN!

轻一点 轻一点

*Ben laughs* Ben: Right, sorry! Whoa, Jeepers..

我转慢镜头再丢

Woah, woah, woah, I need a slow-mo shot, Chris, I need a slow-mo shot for this!

他没事的吧？？？克里斯0.0

Chris: Right, hurry up then Ben: Chris!

没事的

Slow motion noises/ slow motion shouting/ Ben laughing in slow motion

他上的来的

Ben: Chris he's gonna flippin' float on the river!

不怕

Chris: Well, what do you want me to do? Ben: Well, I don't know, you can't just let him go!

恶作剧 是吧？

Chris: Oh, shove it!

是

Chris: Pint?

那是大便吗？

Ben: Pint! *Ben Laughs*

绝对是大便吧！

*Ben Laughs* Chris: Is that, is that poo?

你他妈的再敢拍试试！

Oh my Gosh this is disgusting..

一定是大便吧！

Elliot: Stop bloody recording!

克里斯小心0.0

Chris: Is that poo?!

你们这三条大便！

Ben: Chris he is furious oh my Gosh..

搞你搞的很爽

Jeepers.. Elliot calm down!

只是恶作剧罢了兄弟

Elliot : you pieces of shit

你再吵一句试试？

Chris :

兄弟冷静

Elliot : excuse me?

我只说一次 就一次

Elliot : I'm gonna say it once, I said it once. and I'm gonna say it twice. I will find you. I will record you. and I will prank you.

我不会说第二次！

Jeepers..

如果被我到你的倒霉事 我会把你公开于众 让你丢脸！