Ben: So recently Elliot got a job working in a pub, no surprise

Ben: Last night Elliot came home complaining about the toilet

Ben: Apparently they're blocked and now they've gotta use a portaloo, which is a portable toilet.

Ben: That gave me an idea.

Ben: With the help of Farmer Chris, Chris: Hi!

Ben: We'd use Farmer Chris' truck & trailer to come wait up Elliot goes in the toilet.

Ben: Hijacking Elliot and the toilet.

Ben: Taking Elliot on a porta-tour

Ben: SORRY BRO.

*Ben laughs*

Ben: Chris, Chris make a move now, make a move now. He's in the toilet

Ben: Chris I repeat he's in the toilet.

Ben: GO GO GO GO GO

Ben (to cows): Sorry boys, I gotta go!

Elliot: Hello?! HELLO?

Elliot: What's going on here? What is it?

Elliot: SHIIIT!

Ben: Chris, he's trynna get out! Chris: Ah, don't worry, he can't get out.

*Ben laughs*

Ben: Jeepers! Chris is it even safe?

Chris: of course it's safe.

Tom: He's gonna bloody die.

Ben: He's not gonna die Tom for Goodness sake! Chris: He's not gonna die, he's used to this!

Ben: Right, where do we go now, what do we do now?

Chris: We're going to the car wash! *Ben laughs*

Ben: This is stupid!

Chris: it is not stupid!

*Ben does not know what to say*

Ben: *weird noise* Chris, he's going nuts!

Ben: Chris, Chris drive!

*Ben laughs*

Ben: Boys!

Ben: Last time we did this he was mad!

Chris: Just get out and record Ben!

*Ben laughs* Ben: Jeepers!

Ben: GO!

Ben: Oh no... that's a bad idea. Oh my Gosh..

*Ben laughs/creepy noise*

Ben: Literally on the edge, on the edge of the bank!

Ben: So on the edge of the bank, yeah?

*Elliot shouts*

Ben: Sorry Bro!

Elliot: BEEEEEEEN!

*Ben laughs* Ben: Right, sorry! Whoa, Jeepers..

Woah, woah, woah, I need a slow-mo shot, Chris, I need a slow-mo shot for this!

Chris: Right, hurry up then Ben: Chris!

Slow motion noises/ slow motion shouting/ Ben laughing in slow motion

Ben: Chris he's gonna flippin' float on the river!

Chris: Well, what do you want me to do? Ben: Well, I don't know, you can't just let him go!

Chris: Oh, shove it!

Chris: Pint?

Ben: Pint! *Ben Laughs*

*Ben Laughs* Chris: Is that, is that poo?

Oh my Gosh this is disgusting..

Elliot: Stop bloody recording!

Chris: Is that poo?!

Ben: Chris he is furious oh my Gosh..

Jeepers.. Elliot calm down!

Elliot : you pieces of shit

Chris :

Elliot : excuse me?

Elliot : I'm gonna say it once, I said it once. and I'm gonna say it twice. I will find you. I will record you. and I will prank you.

Jeepers..