"The Playbook" contains every scam, con, gambit, flimflam, stratagem, and bamboozle I've ever used, or ever hoped to use, to pick up chicks and give them the business.

From basic moves like "The Don't Drink That"...

Oh, Don't drink that. I saw some guy slip something in there.

What? Who?

Um... that guy!

Thank you

... to more advanced maneuver like "The "Mrs. Stinsfire".

We have been assigned a new housemom; I'd like you to meet Mrs. Stinsfire.

Hello, girls!

Have you seen the one in there labeled, uh, "The SNASA"?

I'm actually in a top secret government space program called secret NASA, or SNASA.

Do you go to the Moon and stuff?

Well, not the Moon you're familiar with, though I have been to the "Smoon".

Wow!

Come on, Barney, you can't go back to these cheap tricks.

Cheap tricks? Not one of these is a cheap trick.

Except for "The Cheap Trick".

I'm the bass player for Cheap Trick.

Look at this

No!

I got left at the altar.

Oh, my God, that's horrible!

I wonder if that would work.