Elliot's signed up to a lot of dating websites

Tinder、Mash.com等等，你想的到的他都註冊了

Tinder, Match.com, Badoo, you name it, he's on it.

最近他在跟一位叫做喬吉娜的"女孩"聊天

Recently Elliot's been speaking to a girl called Georgina

嗨！

-Hiiiiii

其實是我在扮演喬吉娜跟他聊天

Georgina's actually me and Jordan dressed up in a girl's costume

而John負責變裝

I thought I'd put Elliot on a catfish date

而我把Elliot約出來約會，就在明天5點的酒吧

Tomorrow, five o'clock at the local pub

抱歉了...兄弟

Sorry Bro

我跟喬吉娜一起到了酒吧

*lip smack*

這就是Elliot的約會惡作劇

So I've just arrived at the pub with Georgina

Elliot已經到了

-Hiiiiiiii

他來的真的挺早的

This is Elliot's date for tonight *laugh*

喬吉娜也準備好了

*music in the pub*

而我要全程錄下來

*low voice* Elliot's already in the restaurant

(嚇)

He's actually really early

(......)

Georgina's ready

哈囉！

I'm gonna stand in the toilets and film

我是喬吉娜

*lip smack*

你是不是搞錯了?

-Hello I'm Georgina

沒...什麼意思？

--Are you confused or something?

你跟照片看起來不一樣

-No, what do you mean?

當然像啊...我就是喬吉娜

--You're not who you look like in the photos

我想你認錯人了

-Of course I am, I'm Georgina!

你說什麼？

--I think you're mixed up with someone else

我們不是要約會嗎？甜心

-Excuse me you're not Elliot?

等我幾分鐘，我去上個廁所，好嗎？

I'm your date silly

你要去哪？

*music in the pub*

上廁所

*very very low voice* Elliot's face

你去哪了？

*music in the pub*

我不知道....一溜煙他就不見了

--Just give me 2 minutes I'm sorry I'm going to the toilet, ok

啊他這是...

-Where are you going?

他要跑了...快快快

--To the toilet

我不敢相信他直接跑了

Where's he gone?

他真的...他真的

-I don't know I don't know he just... disappeared!

John! 快追

Get to the car quickly I bet he's going to leg it now

怎麼啦？John

*laugh*

發生什麼事了？

I can't believe he's running!

他說什麼？

He's actually *laugh* he's actually...

他直接跑掉了

Jordan, Jordan what happened?

他說他要去哪？

*laugh* Jordan

他在這裡!

*laugh* What happened Jordan?

快快快 躲起來！

What happened?

Elliot 你這是在做什麼？

What did he say?

從我的"約會"中逃走

-He just left

為啥？怎麼了嗎？

What did he say he's going?

"她"有鬍子耶！

-He said he

啥？

Great great great wooo he's here he's here he's here

我的約會對象有鬍子！

Down down down down down down

你到底在這裡幹什麼？

Elliot what are you doing?

來接我朋友啊Elliot

--Running away from my date

朋友？

Why? What's wrong?

喬吉娜啊！

--It had a beard

你朋友咧？

What?

喬吉娜在後面啊

--My date had a beard!

嗨~~~~！

*laugh*

放開我！放開我！放開我！

--What are you doing here anyway?

Elliot~~Elliot~~Elliot~~Elliot~~Elliot~~

Just picking up a friend Elliot

Elliot冷靜點...

--A friend?

Georgina

--Which friend? Where's your friend?

Georgina in the back

-Hiiiiiiiiii

--BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

-Hey Elliot.... hi Elliot

Elliot calm down! Jee..

*laugh*