And welcome to this instructional video on how to travel with a baby.

歡迎收看這部如何帶嬰兒旅遊的教學影片

First rule is don't...don't lose the baby. Yeah.

第一個法則是，別...別弄丟你的孩子。是的。

Hoy!

欸！

The classic dad shoulders. Are we all good?

「經典的爸爸肩膀式」。準備好了嗎？

The standard front pack no dad really wants to wear...

「標準前背包式」，沒有爸爸會想這樣背...

yeah, in public, ever.

對，絕對不想在公共場合這樣背

Dog on a leash.

「溜狗式」

Reverse baby front pack.

「嬰兒前背包反轉式」

Just the back pack.

也就是後背包啦

Then you go.

進去吧

The running dad.

「陰屍父式」

Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t.......

喔不、不、不.......

The D.I.Y. Come on.

「自己來式」。走吧。

The walkie-talkie. If you get into any trouble, just give me a hola.

「對講機式」。如果你遇到麻煩，就跟我說一聲。

-See you later. -See ya.

-等等見。 -再見～

The "she'll be right".

「『她會沒事的』式」

She'll be right.

她會沒事的

The overprotective dad.

「全方位保護之滴水不漏式」

Don't look at that...

別看那個...

Whoa, oh, ah!

哇，噢，啊！

Or while you are traveling just find a baby-sitter.

或是在旅行途中找一個保母

Please, please, please, could you grab that for a second? Cheers.

拜託、拜託、拜託，可以幫我拿一下嗎？謝啦

That was how to travel with a baby.

這就是如何帶嬰兒旅遊

No babies were harmed in the making of this video.

在拍片過程中沒有任何嬰兒受傷

High five!

擊掌！