And welcome to this instructional video on how to travel with a baby.

First rule is don't...don't lose the baby. Yeah.

Hoy!

The classic dad shoulders. Are we all good?

The standard front pack no dad really wants to wear...

yeah, in public, ever.

Dog on a leash.

Reverse baby front pack.

Just the back pack.

Then you go.

The running dad.

Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t.......

The D.I.Y. Come on.

The walkie-talkie. If you get into any trouble, just give me a hola.

-See you later. -See ya.

The "she'll be right".

She'll be right.

The overprotective dad.

Don't look at that...

Whoa, oh, ah!

Or while you are traveling just find a baby-sitter.

Please, please, please, could you grab that for a second? Cheers.

That was how to travel with a baby.

No babies were harmed in the making of this video.

High five!