(all gasp)

Bart, no!

What? -Sorry, force of habit.

Lisa, no! -(all scream)

(Homer panting and wimpering)

(wheels squeak)

(Bart and Homer huff)

It's just a little dirty,

it's still good, it's still good.

(cars horns honking)

(clang, splash)

It's just a little slimy,

it's still good, it's still good.

(water gargles, thud)

(bang, whistling)

It's just a little airborne,

it's still good, it's still good.

It's gone. -I know.

You know, Smithers,

I think I'll donate a million dollars

to the Local Orphanage....

when pigs fly.

(both laughing)

(both complain)

Will you be donating that

million dollars now, sir?

No, I'd still prefer not.