(sigh)

- I guess I'll check Facebook?

(door opening)

- Well, well, well.

- Knock, knock.

- [Man In White Hat] Looks like somebody's

checking Facebook, huh?

- Oh my God, it's the Facebook algorithm.

- Who?

- They control everything, the feed,

what you see, what you don't see.

- What's it to ya?

- Nothing.

I deleted my account, I swear.

- Arf!

(whimpering)

- Goodbye, Siobhan.

- Hmm, this a nice place you got here.

Oh, yeah, real nice place.

- Thanks?

- Hey, do me a quick favor.

Take a look at this article.

- Strawberries are bad for you,

but not for the reasons you think？

- Yeah, what do you think of that?

- It's okay?

- Okay?

Are you sure you don't like it?

Be a real shame if you didn't like it.

- I like it.

I like it, it's good, I like it!

- Oh, you hear that?

She likes it!

- She's a fan.

- [Man In White Hat] She likes the article.

Well, if you like it so much,

here's a hundred more.

- Oh, my God!

That is so many articles.

- You're welcome.

- I don't...

Look, I just went on Facebook

to see how my best friend from England is doing.

- Oh, your friend from England.

- [Man In White Hat] Friend from England.

- Oh, is this your friend from England right here?

- Yeah.

- Wow, very pretty girl.

You don't see her anymore!

(laughter)

- [ Man In White Hat] Hey, ask her what else

she wants to see, yeah?

- I'm going to, you idiot.

Excuse me,mademoiselle.

You have anything else you would like to view?

- Um, my friend Rachel just had a baby.

- Oh, her friend Rachel.

- Her friend Rachel, wow.

She had a baby, okay.

You wanna see a picture of her baby?

- Yes?

- Okay, how bout a picture

of your high school bully's baby？

(laughing)

- I'm not even friends with her!

- Yes you are!

- Oh, you friended her way back when

and just forgot about it,

and we brought it up again for no reason.

- God, she looks just like her.

That's so many bad memories.

- Hey, let me do it.

I'm your friend, see.

I'll show you whatever you wanna see, see?

What d'ya wanna see?

- My friend Avery

just got a puppy.

Maybe a video of the puppy?

- Okay.

- Okay?

- Okay.

- Okay, okay.

- But first, you gotta look at 50 articles

your friend's mother shared about mercury in vaccines.

- No!

(laughing)

No, why, why are you doing this to me?

- Cause we're protecting you!

- [Man In Gold Hat] Yeah, we're protecting you.

- I just wanna go back to the old linear timeline.

- [Man In White Hat] Hey, we all have wants.

And if you want people to be able to see

your little YouTubes,

you best throw us some dough, okay?

- Oh, no.

All right, we'll be back next week.

We'll see ya then.

Toodles.

(gasp)

(door closing)

- Well, I guess I still have Instagram.

(shouting)

- You didn't think it'd be that easy, huh?

- Hi, I'm Siobhan from College Humor.

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ya filthy animals.

I was abandoned in this office

when I was ten years old by my parents.

I've only eaten pizza for such a long time.

I think I have scurvy.