IT'S TRUE.

AND YET, SOMEHOW, MORE THAN HALF THE MONEY GOES TO MEN.

>> ACCORDING TO THE CENSUS BUREAU, WOMEN EARN 78 CENTS FOR

EVERY DOLLAR MADE MY MEN.

>> A NEW STUDY CONDUCTED BY THE INSTITUTE FOR WOMEN'S POLICY

RESEARCH INDICATES THAT AMERICAN WOMEN WON'T SEE EQUAL PAY UNTIL

2058.

>> Jon: RIGHT AROUND THE TIME SCIENTISTS PREDICT THE EARTH

WILL COMPLETELY BE COVERED IN WATER.

I HOPE YOUR PRECIOUS MONEY FLOATS, LADIES.

FOR MORE, WE'RE JOINED BY SENIOR WOMEN'S ISSUES

CORRESPONDENT KRISTEN SCHAAL. KRISTEN!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) KRISTEN.

>> YEAH.

>> Jon: THIS NEWS I HAVE JUST RELAYED IT SEEMS BLEAK.

>> WHAT?

NO, THIS IS INCREDIBLE NEWS!

TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA PARTY LIKE IT'S 2058!

DRINKS ON ME!

HEY, CAN I BORROW YOUR CREDIT CARD?

CAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO GET PAY EQUALITY FOR A WHILE.

IT'S A LOT OF PEOPLE.

>> Jon: NOW, HERE'S WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I DON'T KNOW WHY IT'S GOING TO TAKE SO LONG.

THAT'S WHY, YOU KNOW WHAT, I KNOW HOW TO SOLVE THIS.

LET'S PAY WOMEN THE SAME AS MEN!

COME ON!

COME ON, YEAH!

LET'S DO IT!

LET'S DO IT!

YOU'RE WELCOME, LADIES!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> YOU DID IT, JON!

>> Jon: YEAH! WHOO!

WE SHOULD PASS A LAW! A LAW!

>> LIKE SOME SORT OF EQUAL PAY ACT LAW!

YEAH!

>> Jon: BOOM!

>> LIKE THE ONE KENNEDY ALREADY SIGNED IN 1963.

GREAT IDEA, JON.

HEY, JON, YOU HEARD OF THESE FOUR MOP-TOPS OUT OF LIVERPOOL?

I THINK THEY'RE GONNA BE BIG!

>> Jon: WE DID, WE DID? WE PASSED THAT EQUAL PAY LAW?

WELL WHAT WAS THE LILLY LEDBETTER ACT A FEW YEARS AGO.

WHAT WAS --

>> WELL, THAT JUST MADE IT EASIER TO SUE THE JERKS

VIOLATING THE 1963 LAW.

A LOT OF PEOPLE ASSUMED THAT LAW WAS JUST FOR SHOW.

>> Jon: BUT STILL, THAT'S GREAT.

WE GOT EQUAL PAY! AND WE GOT THE LAW THAT YOU CAN SUE FOR EQUAL

PAY, SO GREAT... KRISTEN SCHAAL, EVERYBODY!

THAT WAS A SHORT PIECE, BUT WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

THAT'S TERRIFIC, EVERYBODY TAKE CARE AND --

>> NO! STOP!

WE'RE NOT DONE HERE!

CAMERA!... YOU STAY ON ME.

YOU, LOCK THE DOORS!

BECAUSE THERE ARE TWO WAGE GAPS.

THERE YOU ARE!

>> Jon: WHAT!

YES!

ONE OF YOUR CLASSIC, OH, HEY, LADY, HERE'S YOUR PAYCHECK, UH,

WAIT ONE SECOND...

OH, YEAH, THERE YOU GO.

>> Jon: WAIT, WHY DID YOU RIP SOME OF IT?

>> OH, I DON'T KNOW, YOUR CHROMOSOMES, FELT LIKE IT.

BUT IT GETS WORSE!

>> Jon: WHAT? WORSE THAN THIS?

YES, THE OTHER MORE MYSTERIOUS WAGE GAP. THE SYSTEMIC ONE.

>> Jon: SYSTEMIC, THAT IS A DIFFICULT --

>> SYSTEMIC. IT'S A COMPLICATED WORD.

>> Jon: YOU CAN SAY THE SYSTEM-IC OR SYSTEMIC!

>> BOTH OF THEM, GROSS!

>> Jon: IT'S BAR-BAR --

>> IC!

>> Jon: YES! SURE!

>> YES, YES. YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT,

OBVIOUSLY, YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE SYSTEM THAT PRINTS THE

PAYCHECKS WRONG.

>> OH JON, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT,

DO YOU?

>> Jon: NO, I'M A DUDE.

>> SOCIETY MAKES IT EASIER FOR MEN TO GO INTO HIGHER PAYING

JOBS AND SUPPORTS THEM MORE WHEN THEY GET THEM.

>> Jon: SO THEN ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS PROVIDE WOMEN

BETTER CHILDCARE OPTIONS, EDUCATIONAL OPPORTUNITIES

CHANGE ALL THE MESSAGING IN MEDIA AND ENTERTAINMENT,

I MEAN, HOW COMPLICATED REALLY COULD THIS BE?

>> RIGHT, NOT VERY COMPLICATED.

BUT HERE ARE SOME APPARENTLY LESS COMPLICATED THINGS

THAT ARE GOING TO HAPPEN BEFORE THEN.

>> MAKERS OF A GROUND BREAKING FLYING CAR

SAY IT WILL GO ON SALE IN 2017.

>> NASA IS WORKING REALLY HARD TO GET PEOPLE OUT TO THE PLANET

MARS BY THE YEAR 2030.

>> WE'RE GOING TO BE FLYING CARS ON MARS 28 YEARS BEFORE

WOMEN --

>> Jon: NO, THAT'S NOT, THEY'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THAT (BLEEP)

FOREVER! THE MARS AND THE FLYING CARS, OH WE'RE GOING TO

HAVE JET PACKS AND DINNER IN A PILL.

I'VE SEEN THE JETSONS! THIS IS ALL BULL (BLEEP).

GIVE ME SOMETHING REAL!

>> ALL RIGHT, NOT REAL ENOUGH? HOW'S THIS FOR REAL?

>> 3D PRINTERS CAN MAKE SOME AMAZING THINGS THESE DAYS.

ONE MAN SAYS THAT, TEN YEARS FROM NOW, HE WILL BE ABLE TO

PRINT AN ENTIRE HUMAN HEART.

>> Jon: HOLY (BLEEP). >> YEAH.

>> Jon: YOU'RE TELLING ME WE'RE GOING TO PRINT A HUMAN HEART OUT

OF A XEROX MACHINE BEFORE WOMEN GET PAY EQUALITY?

>> NO, I'M TELLING YOU WE'RE GOING TO PRINT HUMAN HEARTS OUT

OF XEROX MACHINES 30 YEARS BEFORE WOMEN GET PAY EQUALITY!

AT THIS POINT WE'D BE BETTER OFF PRINTING A 3-D PENIS, SLAPPING

IT ON THE BANK COUNTER AND SAYING HEY SOCIETY,