Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles >> Stephen: NOW IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT LEAP DAY ALWAYS COMES DURING A PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION YEAR. BECAUSE THE CAMPAIGN JUST DOESN'T FEEL LONG ENOUGH WITHOUT IT! (LAUGHTER) AND WE'VE STILL GOT A LOT WAY TO GO IN THIS CAMPAIGN. WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THE ROAD TO THE WHITE HOUSE. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> AND I PROMISE I WILL NEVER BE IN A BICYCLE RACE, THAT I CAN TELL YOU. >> OF COURSE, THOSE OF YOU CHECKING YOUR CALENDER KNOW TOMORROW IS SUPERTUESDAY WHICH IS 13 PRIMARIES. AND IT COULD DECIDE THE ELECTION. SO FOR REPUBLICANS TONIGHT IS SPHINCTER CLENCHING MONDAY. (LAUGHTER) BECAUSE BECAUSE, AND IT'S HARD TO SAY THIS, IF THE POLLS ARE RIGHT, TOMORROW DONALD TRUMP COULD SECURE THE REPUBLICAN NOMINATION. BUT-- THAT'S HOW I SHOW HAPPINESS TOO. (LAUGHTER). >> Stephen: WHOOO! BUT TRUMP COULD HAVE A PROBLEM. YOU SEE, THIS TIME IT'S NOT ABOUT SOMETHING HE SAID. IT'S ABOUT SOMETHING HE DIDN'T SAY. >> WILL YOU UNEQUIVOCALLY CONDEMN DAVID DUKE AND SAY YOU DON'T WANT HIS VOTE OR THAT OF OTHER WHITE SUPREMACISTS IN THIS SELECTION? >> I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT DAVID DUKE. I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT WHITE SUPREMACISTS. AND SO YOU ARE ASKING ME A QUESTION THAT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE THAT I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. >> I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT DAVID DUKE AND THE KU KLUX KLAN HERE BUT. >> HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW DAVID DUKE. >> Stephen: YEAH, TRUMP NEEDS TO KNOW BEFORE CONDEMNING DAVID DUKE OR THE KKK. IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'VE MUSLIM OR BORN IN MEXICO. HE NEEDS TO THINK ABOUT IT NOW I RECENTLY GAVE SOME ADVICE TO HILLARY CLINTON AFTER SHE COULD NOT GIVE A STRAIGHT ANSWER ABOUT WHETHER SHE HAD EVER LIED TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. I SAID THAT THAT WAS THE EASIEST QUESTION TO ANSWER IN POLITICS. WELL, I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE. I WAS WRONG. THIS IS THE EASIEST QUESTION TO ANSWER IN AMERICAN POLITICS. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> WHEN SOMEONE ASKS YOU WILL YOU DISAVOW THE KU KLUX KLAN, JUST SAY YES AND START HIGH-FIVING YOUR FUTURE CABINET. I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WOULD WANT TO WAIT FOR THE END OF THE SENTENCE. IF SUN SAYS WILL YOU DISAVOW THE KOO-- THEY COULD BE ABOUT TO SAY KOO KOO FOR COCOA PUFFS OR KOO KOO KA CHOO AND YOU DON'T WANT TO ANGER CEREAL LOVERS OR BEATLES FANS BUT ONCE THEY SAY KU KLUX, YOU KNOW WHAT IS COMING NEXT. IT'S NOT GOING TO BE KU KLUX CRISPIES OR KU KLUX CRUNCHWRAP. OF COURSE, CLUMP HAD AN ANSWER FOR WHY HE HESITATED. >> I'M SITTING IN A HOUSE IN FLORIDA WITH A VERY BAD EARPIECE THAT THEY GAVE ME. AND COULD YOU HARDLY HEAR WHAT HE WAS SAYING. BUT WHAT I HEARD WAS VARIOUS GROUPS, I HAVE A LOUSY EARPIECE THAT IS PROVIDED BY THEM. >> Stephen: YES, HE BLAMES THIS ONE ON THE EARPIECE, THOUGH I THINK HE SHOULD TAKE SOME RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE MOUTH PIECE. ALSO, MAYBE THE HAIR PIECE.
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