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  • (APPLAUSE) >> GET ON YOUR FEET AND GET

  • READY TO FREAK OUT, IT'S JAMES CORDEN VERSUS KEVIN HARD IN THE

  • DROP THE MIC.

  • >> DROP THE MIC.

  • NOW GIVE IT UP FOR JAMES, THE LYRICAL JUGGER NAUGHT CORDEN!

  • >> James: AND KEVIN HART!

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

  • >> Reggie: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, JAMES AS HOST, YOU GO

  • FIRST.

  • >> DON'T GET NERVOUS.

  • >> James: DO I LOOK NERVOUS?

  • >> HE NOT READY.

  • >> James: YOU GUYS SHOULD ENJOY THIS SMILE ON HIS FACE

  • BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO GO.

  • ALL RIGHT, JOSH, GIVE ME A BEAT.

  • WHERE IS HE?

  • THERE HE IS?

  • I FOUND YOU, KEVIN HART, THERE ARE NO SMALL ACTORS, BUT YOU'RE

  • ALL SMALL PARTS.

  • YOU'RE ADORABLE, LOOK AT THIS GUY, YOU'RE SO LITTLE WHEN YOU

  • SMOKE WEED YOU GET JUNIOR HIGH.

  • GET HARD, RIDE ALONG, RIDE ALONG 2, YOU'RE GREAT AT BEING IN

  • MOVIES WITH PEOPLE MORE FAMOUS THAN YOU.

  • WHY WOULD YOU STEP STO ME I WHEN YOU YOU KNOW I DESTROY YOU

  • MIGHT THINK LIKE A MAN BUT YOU'RE BUILT LIKE A BOY.

  • >> I GOT YOU THIS.

  • >> YOU GET THAT OUT MOOF FACE.

  • YOU GET IT OUT MY FACE.

  • >> James: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

  • >> OKAY SO WE GOING TO TAKE IT THERE, HUH?

  • >> James: OKAY, GIVE ME A BEAT.

  • JAMES CORDEN THINKS I LOOK LIKE A KID, I MIETD BE SMALL, BUT PIE

  • BANK ACCOUNT'S IG.

  • I ADD ADMITTED MOST PEOPLE ARE NICE BUT TO YOUR IS BUT THEY GET

  • HOME AND REALIZE YOU'RE NOT RICKY GER NICE, NOW YOUR CAREER

  • HAS YOU SINGING WITH NICK JOHN AS, YOU'LL BE BACK ON BROADWAY

  • SOON, I'M NOT PLAYING, YOU BE YOU'LL BE HOMELESS.

  • CARPOOL CARE YOKEE, HOW LONG THAT LAST.

  • HOW DO YOU RAP WITH YOUR HEAD UP LIN MANUEL'S ASS.

  • >> James: KEVIN HART THINKS HE GOT IN A ZINGER BUT NOW YOU'RE

  • GOING TO FLOP HARDER THAN THE WEDDING RING ARE YOU ALL

  • REMEMBER THAT, HIS MOVIE WITH JOSH GAD, IT'S FLON KNIT FLEX

  • FILED UNDER UNWATCHABLY LAD.

  • I KNOW YOU HAVE MONEY, I HAVE MONEY TOO.

  • BUT YOU PROBABLY SAVE A LOT BY WEARING CHIERN'S SHOESK I'LL

  • RUIN YOU WITH MY RHYMES, THIS IS MY TURF, DELET YOUR ACCOUNT, GO

  • HOME JOKEY SMURF.

  • >> JOKEY SMURF IS NOT EVEN A SMURF.

  • >> James: YEAH, HE IS, I'M LOOKING AT HIM OKAY, LET'S GO

  • YOU KNOW WHAT RHYMES WITH JAMES CORDEN, LATE NIGHT BORE DOM,

  • HE'S NOT IMPORTANT.

  • I MAKE MOVIES WITH THE ROCK, YOU'RE FINISHED.

  • YOU WORKED WITH MER ILL STREEP FOR WHAT, LIKE FIVE MINUTES.

  • YOUR RESUME'S A JOKE, WHERE TO BEGIN, INTO THE WOODS, IT'S MORE

  • LIKE INTO THE BARGAIN BIN.

  • YOU'RE A LOSER, NO WAY YOU ARE GONNA WIN, YOU'RE THE PERFECT

  • HOST TO MAKE JIMMY KIMMEL FEEL THIN.

  • THAT'S A GOOD JOKE.

  • >> TALK ABOUT THE OLD JIMMY KIMMEL.

  • NOT THE NEW JIMMY KIMMEL, THE OLD JIMMY KIMMEL.

  • >> James: FUNNY BECAUSE I'M LOOKING AT THE OLD KEVIN HART.

  • OH, HE'S SO ANGRY, YOU MAD, HOT DAMN I FEEL LIKE I'M BATTLING

  • BLACK YOSEMITE SAM.

  • THANKS TO CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE, YOU'RE NOT COMPLETELY

  • IRRELEVANT, BUT HERE IN THIS BATTLE YOU'RE TOTALLY OUT OF

  • YOUR ELEMENT.

  • I HOPE YOU THANKED THE ROCK, HONESTLY, BECAUSE OF HIM YOU'RE

  • IN A MOVIE PEOPLE MIGHT ACTUALLY SEEVMENT YOU'VE HAD QUITE A

  • CAREER, BUT NOW REAL TALK, YOU'LL ALWAYS BE KNOWN AS THE

  • GUY WHO'S NOT CHRIS ROCK.

  • >> OKAY.

  • STOP.

  • HE WANT TO-- STOP, OKAY.

  • CHOCOLATE DROPA THERE'S NO STEPPING TO ME, YOU SANING WITH

  • CHILI PEPPERS, TONIGHT YOU SHOULD FLEA.

  • HE TRIED TO WIN DROP THE MIC, THIRD TRY, HE PICKED A BLACK

  • DUDE, GOOD JOB, WHITE GUY.

  • CONGRATS ON A NEW GHOSTBUSTERS, I'M A FAN, EXCITED TO HE YOU

  • RETURN AS THE MARSHMALLOW MAN.

  • WITH THAT CHRIS ROCK LINE, YOU THINK YOU'RE SWEET, I FILL

  • FOOTBALL STADIUMS, YOU BARELY FIT IN A SEAT.

  • >> Reggie: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

  • WELL, WHO IS YOUR WINNER?

  • IS IT JAMES CORDEN?

  • OR IS IT KEVIN HART?

  • WINNER, KEVIN HART!

  • >> James: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, KEVIN HART,

  • EVERYBODY.

  • COME ON BACK.

(APPLAUSE) >> GET ON YOUR FEET AND GET

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