Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles YOU ESPECIALLY ARE JUST BARELY, BARELY KEEPING YOUR [BLEEP] TOGETHER IN THAT ENTIRE MOVE-YEAR. >> EXACTLY. >> Stephen: BUT YOU SEEM TO BE LIKE THE QUEEN OF THAT, SOMEBODY WHO IS JUST BARELY KEEPING IT TOGETHER AT ALL TIMES. LIKE MARY MAPEE HAS TO KEEP HER [BLEEP] TOGETHER THE WHOLE TIME, A LITTLE XANAX, A LITTLE WHITE WINE. >> I SUBSCRIBE TO A SIMILAR COCKTAIL. >> Stephen: COULD I TRY SOMETHING WITH YOU. I WAS GOING TO LET YOU GO BUT I HAVE AN IDEA I WOULD LIKE TO TRY. >> SURE. >> Stephen: AND THAT IS, AS YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF PEOPLE WHO ARE BARELY KEEPING THEIR [BLEEP] TOGETHER IN PERFORMANCE, I'VE GOT A SCRIPT. I'VE GOT A SCRIPT THAT I MADE, THAT I WOULD LIKE TO TRY TO PERFORM WITH YOU. >> OKAY. >> Stephen: LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU WHAT THIS IS. I SAW THIS, WHEN I WAS LOOKING FOR A HAMILTON BEACH SINGLE SERVE BLENDER ON AMAZON. >> DID YOU FIND SAID -- >> I DID, I FOUND IT. ON THE PAGE IT ACTUALLY HAD A LITTLE, A QUESTION AND ANSWER THING WHERE IF YOU WANT TO BUY IT, YOU COULD ASK QUESTIONS OF SOMEBODY WHAT ALREADY BOUGHT IT ON AMAZON. AND THE PERSON WHO ANSWERED ALL THE QUESTIONS REALLY SEEMED LIKE THEY COULD BARELY KEEP THEIR [BLEEP] TOGETHER. AND I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A FUN THING TO SEE CATE BLANCHETT TAKE A CHANCE AT ACTING OUT. REMEMBER YOU ARE ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT THE BLENDER. >> THE BIG PRINT. >> Stephen: I'M THE QUESTIONS, YOU ARE THE ANSWERS DOWN HERE. >> OKAY. >> Stephen: REMEMBER, ARE YOU JUST KEEPING IT TOGETHER. >> OKAY. >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT? ALL RIGHT. SO HAMILTON BEECH SINGLE SERVE BLENDER WITH TRAVEL LID, AMAZON QUESTION AND ANSWER. CATE, IS IT A GOOD BLENDER? >> IT'S BASICALLY A TINNY KITCHEN BLENER WITH A PULSE BLEND BUTTON AND NO OTHER SPEED SETTINGS. THE MICKER JAR WORKS LIKE THE BLENDER, THE MOER SCREAMS LIKE A DYING GERBIL AND IT SPINS TO MIX YOUR STUFF. >> Stephen: IS IT EASY TO CLEAN? >> YOU JUST USE SOAP AND WATER. THE LID HAS GOT A LOT OF GROOVES AN CRANNIES BUT IT CLEANS UP PRETTY WELL. >> Stephen: BUT DOES IT WORK WELL? >> AS TO FUNCTIONALITY AS FAR AS THIS UNIT GOES, IT'S FINE. THE MIXING ACTION IS QUITE GOOD AND THE LID STAYS TIGHTLY ON THE JAR, I MOSTLY USED IT FOR LIGHT POWDER MIXES, NOTHING HEAVY, IT COULD PROBABLY HANDLE FRUIT CHUNKS, IT'S FAR FROM A POWERHOUSE. AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY BUILT THIS PRODUCT EXPRESSLY FOR THE PRODUCT OF CREATING LIQUID DRINKS TO TAKE OUT OF, AND MAKE THE CONTAINER LEAKEY. I MEAN IF YOU WERE USING THIS SYSTEM TO MAKE DRINKS TO TAKE WITH YOU FOR LUNCH OR WORK OUT LATER IN THE DAY, YOU ESSENTIALLY HAVE TO SPEND YOUR ENTIRE DAY WORRIES ABOUT LEAKING AND REMEMBER TO HOLD THE CONTAINER CARSLY UPRIGHT WHICH IS THE OPPOSITE OF MAKING THINGS EASIER FOR YOU. THAT PERSON IS IN FREE FORM. OH DEAR. THAT IS REALLY -- >> SO THAT'S A YES. WELL, CATE BLANCHETT, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. LET ME PLAY YOU OUT AS YOU GO, ALL RIGHT. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, "TRUTH" OPENS IN SELECT THEATERS OCTOBER 16th. NATIONWIDE OCTOBER 30th. THE GREAT KAILT BLANCHETT, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE. THANK YOU, CATE. THANK YOU. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
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