IS THAT THERE'S JUST SO DARN MUCH TO TALK ABOUT.

SOMETIMES TOO MUCH.

HOW DO YOU CHOOSE?

I DON'T KNOW.

MY SOLUTION IS NOT TO CHOOSE AT ALL AND LET TECHNOLOGY TAKE

CONTROL.

THIS IS...

>> AUDIENCE: WHEEL!

OF!

NEWS!

♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: OH!

PEOPLE LOVE THE WHEEL!

AS YOU KNOW, WE'VE INSTALLED A GIANT

SPINNING WHEEL ON THE DOME OF THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER WITH

TOPICS LIKE "SPORTS," "ENTERTAINMENT" AND "CHINA" --

WHICH ISN'T A CATEGORY, IT'S WHERE WE HAD THE WHEEL MADE.

(LAUGHTER) THEN I'M GOING TO SPIN THE WHEEL

AND WHEREVER IT LANDS, THAT'S THE STORY I TALK ABOUT.

BRENDAN!

SAY HI TO BRENDAN, EVERYBODY!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) BRENDAN.

BRENDAN IS OUR LEAVER.

BRENDAN, GET DOWN AND HOLD THE LEVER FOR US.

BRENDAN.

WHEN YOU WERE IN COLLEGE, DID YOU THINK THIS WAS WHAT YOU

WOULD BE DOING WITH YOUR CAREER?

>> NO.

I WAS HOPING.

>> Stephen: LET THAT BE A LESSON.

STUDY HARD.

OKAY.

GET IN THERE.

COME ON.

IN THE PIT.

ALL RIGHT.

(CHEERING) WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY FOR THAT

BUT WE HAVE NOT COME UP WITH LEVER TECHNOLOGY.

DOWN HERE.

READY, BRENDAN?

>> READY.

>> Stephen: HERE WE GO!

SPIN IT!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) "RELIGION!"

PROTESTS HAVE BROKEN OUT IN NAPLES, ITALY, BECAUSE THE

PEOPLE THERE ARE AFRAID THE VATICAN WANTS TO SEIZE CONTROL

OF JEWELS BELONGING TO THE CITY'S PATRON, SAINT GENNARO.

INCLUDING, "SILVER BUSTS," "HEAVILY JEWELED NECKLACES AND

EARRINGS," "A GOLDEN MITRE" AND A "CEREMONIAL HEADDRESS STUDDED

WITH DIAMONDS, RUBIES AND EMERALDS."

SO I WANT TO TAKE A SECOND HERE AND ADDRESS THE VATICAN

DIRECTLY.

GUYS-- AND I FEEL COMFORTABLE SAYING GUYS BECAUSE THIS IS THE

VATICAN.

I SAY THIS OUT OF LOVE -- YOU HAVE TOO MANY JEWELS.

I HAVE BEEN TO THE VATICAN.

IT IS LIKE LIBERACE MEETS "HOARDERS."

YOU SHOULDN'T BE ADDING ANY MORE TREASURE.

YOU SHOULD BE MAKING THREE PILES IN THE POPE'S DRIVEWAY -- KEEP

THROW OUT, DONATE.

BUT NOT TO THE CHURCH!

THAT WON'T HELP.

AND BE HONEST, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU EVEN SAT IN THE CHAIR

OF SAINT PETER?

YOU JUST USE IT TO HANG YOUR VESTMENTS.

ALL RIGHT, LET HER RIP.

"CLIP WITHOUT CONTEXT!" CLIP ME, JIMMY!

>> NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!

NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!

>> STEPHEN: NO, IT'S NOT.

LET'S SPIN.

"A RECENT STUDY!" IN A RECENT STUDY, RESEARCHERS

ARE HAVING DRUG ADDICTS STRAP ON VIRTUAL REALITY HEADSETS TO SEE

IF THEY'RE MORE LIKELY TO RESIST HEROIN IN DIFFERENT SIMULATED

ENVIRONMENTS, ONE "WHERE THE DRUG IS SNORTED AND ONE WHERE IT

IS INJECTED."

THAT HAS GOT REAL WORLD APPLICATION BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW

JUNKIES ARE ALWAYS LIKE "WAIT A SECOND, YOU'RE OFFERING ME

HEROIN IN A DIFFERENT WAY THAN I'M USED TO?

I'M OUT OF HERE!

BUT FIRST, I'LL TAKE ALL THAT HEROIN."

SPIN!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) AND THE WHEEL OF NEWS LANDS

ON...

"NEWS!" LAST NIGHT WAS THE EIGHTH

DEMOCRATIC DEBATE, IN FLORIDA.

AT THIS POINT, BERNIE AND HILLARY REALLY SEEM LIKE JUST

ANOTHER OLD COUPLE TRAVELING THE COUNTRY, ARGUING ABOUT MONEY.

( AS SANDERS ) "EXCUSE ME, I'M TALKING."

EXCUSE MY.

( AS HILLARY ) "WHY IS THE CAR MAKING THAT

NOISE?

I TOLD YOU, YOU SHOULD HAVE BAILED OUT THE AUTO INDUSTRY!"

( AS SANDERS ) "ZIP ZIP.

IN DENMARK, WE WOULD BE RIDING BIKES!"

BUT THERE WERE A FEW STAND OUT MOMENTS, LIKE WHEN SECRETARY

CLINTON DROPPED THIS SHOCKING CONFESSION.

>> LOOK, I HAVE SAID BEFORE AND IT WON'T SURPRISE ANYONE TO HEAR

ME SAY IT.

THIS IS NOT EASY FOR ME.

I AM NOT A NATURAL POLITICIAN, IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED,

LIKE MY HUSBAND OR PRESIDENT OBAMA.

>> STEPHEN: THAT'S RIGHT.

HILLARY CLINTON IS NOT A NATURAL POLITICIAN, UNLIKE HER OPPONENT,

THAT SMOOTH OPERATOR, "SLICK BERNIE SANDO."