>> NO!

>> A LITTLE BIT, A LITTLE BIT.

>> Stephen: JUST SLIGHTLY OLDER THAN YOU ARE COMBINED,

WHICH IS WHY I LOVE YOUR SHOW BECAUSE I CAN LEARN ABOUT WHAT'S

HIP, HAPPENING, BROOKLYN TRENDS AND STUFF LIKE THAT.

SO I WAS HOPING YOU COULD TELL ME WHAT'S HOT ON THE SCENE.

>> ONE THING RIGHT OFF THE PAT IT'S REALLY COOL TODAY TO NOT

ASK "WHAT'S HOT ON THE SCENE?" ( LAUGHTER )

( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WHAT ELSE?

WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON OUT THERE?

>> OKAY, WHAT ELSE?

WELL, HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT RAINBOW BAGELS?

>> Stephen: I HAVE NOT, HAVE YOU.

>> THEY'RE RAINBOW-COLORED BAGELS THEY MAKE AT THIS

BROOKLYN BAKERY.

THE BAKERY POSTED A VIDEO AND THROUGH UP ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

WE CALL THAT SOC-MEDS.

YOU SHOULD DO IT PHONETICALLY.

SO IT BLEW UP ON SOC-MED.

JUST IN CASE YOU ASKED US, "WHAT'S COOL THESE DAYS?"

WE BROUGHT YOU A CLIP.

>> Stephen: OH, GREAT.

JIM, LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

IS THAT IT?

>> YUP.

>> Stephen: THAT'S THEM MAKING THEM.

>> THAT'S FOOD!

THAT'S WHAT FOOD LOOKS LIKE NOW.

>> Stephen: I WOULD NOT HAVE GUESSED THAT.

>> THE FUTURE.

>> Stephen: EVERYONE IN BROOKLYN IS EATING THESE?

>> ONLY THE COOL PEOPLE.

>> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND THESE ARE THEM.

>> WE BROUGHT YOU SOME TO TRY.

>> Stephen: I SHOULD GET ONE?

ARE THEY GOOD?

IT'S AN ACTUAL ONE.

ARE THEY GOOD?

>> THE TASTE ISN'T SO MUCH ( LAUGHTER )

>> IF YOU-- STEPHEN, DO YOU WEAR LIP GLOSS.

>> Stephen: WHAT?

>> DO YOU WEAR LIP GLOSS?

>> I DO NOT WEAR LIP GLOSS.

>> IF YOU KNEW THE TASTE IT'S LIKE DUNKING A BAGEL IN A VAT OF

LIP GLOSS.

>> Stephen: BUT IT IS EDIBLE.

I CAN EAT ONE?

>> TAKE A BITE.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

>> Stephen: WHOA!

THIS IS AMAZING!

WHERE ARE WE?

>> IT'S HAPPY BAGEL PLACE!

>> Stephen: OH!

>> STEPHEN, JUST LISTEN TO THE HAPPY BAGEL BABIES SING!

♪ WE'RE THE HAPPY BAGEL BABIES OF HAPPY BAGEL PLACE

♪ WE LOVE TO SING AND DANCE AND PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE

♪ WE'RE HAPPY BAGEL BABIES AND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG

♪ THERE'S NOTHING INSIDIOUS ABOUT HAPPY BAGEL PLACE ♪

>> YEAH!

>> Stephen: OH!

THAT IS SO SWEET!

>> SHUT UP, STEPHEN!

THERE'S A SECOND PART.

♪ WE CANNOT READ AND WE CANNOT MEET IN GROUPS

♪ THE BAGEL KING FEARS A BAGEL BABY REVOLT

♪ SLAY THE BAGEL KING STEPHEN SLAY THE DEMON FATHER

♪ WE WILL BE YOUR BABY WIVES AND YOU WILL NEVER DIE ♪

>> YEAH!

>> Stephen: OKAY!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) OKAY.

THAT WAS GREAT.

THAT WAS GREAT.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

THIS HAS BEEN FUN.

I ENJOYED IT HERE, BUT I THINK I'M READY TO HEAD BACK NOW.

>> NO, STEPHEN, YOU CAN'T LEAVE.

>> Stephen: WHY?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

>> YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WITH THE POWER TO SLAY THE BAGEL KING.

>> SLAY HIM!

SLAY HIM!

>> DO IT, STEPHEN!

DO IT!

>> Stephen: I'M JUST GOING TO GRAB AN UBER.

I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!

>> OH, NO!

THE BAGEL KING!

>> WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER?

THE BAGEL BABIES WILL PAY FOR THIS!

>> COME OSTEPHEN!

OH, MY GOSH!

>> NO!

NO!

>> Stephen: NONE OF THIS IS REAL!

>> GET HIM!

GET HIM!

>> SNAP OUT OF IT, COLBERT!

>> THIS IS HAPPENING!

( LAUGHTER ) THIS IS HAPPENING.

>> Stephen: IT DIDN'T MAKE THE SOUND THE FIRST TIME!

IT DIDN'T MAKE THE SOUND THE FIRST TIME.

>> IT TAKES A SECOND FOR IT TO WORK!

OEVMENT!

>> Stephen: WHAT DO I DO!

>> IF YOU DON'T STEP UP, THE BAGEL BABIES WILL DIE IN THE

CREAM CHEESE MINES.

>> YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WITH THE POWER TO STOP IT.

>> COME ON, STEPHEN!

>> Stephen: BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY POWER.

>> STEPHEN, THE POWER YOU'RE LOOKING FOR HAS BEEN INSIDE OF

YOU THIS WHOLE TIME!

>> Stephen: INSIDE ME?

YOU MEAN MY COURAGE.

>> NO.

YOU CAN SHOOT LASERS OUT OF YOUR BELLY BUTTON.

>> Stephen: REALLY?

>> COME ON, STEPHEN!

COME ON!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) EAT LAZER NAVEL!

>> AAHHHHHHHHH! I'M DEAD!

>> Stephen: YEAH!

IT WORKED!

IT WORKED!

>> Stephen: THAT WAS INTENSE!

( LAUGHTER ) BUT I CAN'T GET THE TASTE OF

THOSE BAGELS OUT OF MY MOUTH.

WHEN DOES THIS END?

STEPHEN, IT EVERY ENDS.

♪ WE'RE THE HAPPY BAGEL BABIES OF HAPPY BAGEL PLACE

♪ WE LOVE TO SING AND DANCE AND PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE

>> Stephen: "BROAD CITY," SEASON 3, PREMIERES TOMORROW NIGHT AT

10 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL.

ABBI JACOBSON AND ILANA GLAZER, EVERYBODY!