(Leonard) Don’t let this be Sheldon playing bongos.

Please don’t let this be Sheldon playing bongos.

(Sheldon) ♪ Hello Leonard, do you like my bongos?

♪ Bet you didn’t know that I had bongos? ♪

(Leonard) Sheldon it’s 3 o’clock in the morning.

(Sheldon) ♪ 3:00 in the morning is a good time for bongos. ♪

(Leonard) I was sleeping.

(Sheldon) ♪ Leonard sleeps while I play bongos. ♪

(Leonard) No he doesn’t.

(Sheldon) ♪ Leonard no sleep, while I pay bongos, bongo solo. ♪

(Leonard) Stop, stop it.

[Sheldon plays bongo] (Penny) What the hell?

(Leonard) Oh hi Penny. Guess what, Sheldon got bongos.

(Penny) Why did you get bongos?

(Sheldon) Richard Feynman played the bongos, I thought I give that a try.

(Leonard) Richard Feynman was a famous physicist.

(Penny) Leonard it’s 3 o’clock in the morning.

I don’t care if Richard Feynman was a purple leprechaun who lived in my butt.

(Sheldon) ♪ Penny meant if he were a purple leprechaun. ♪

♪ Penny forgot to use the subjunctive. ♪

(Leonard) Sheldon go to bed, you have work in the morning.

(Sheldon) ♪ Maybe, maybe not. Maybe tomorrow I start a bongo band and tour the world.

(Leonard) No hang on roommate agreement.

No hootenanny, sing-alongs or barbershop quartets after 10 PM.

(Sheldon) Roommate agreement, are you kidding? We are living in a world of chaos. Roommate agreement.

(Penny) Where are you going?

(Sheldon) Wherever the music takes me kitten.

♪ I play bongo walking down the stairs. ♪

[thud] Oh. ♪ Never play bongo walking down the stairs ♪.