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  • The doctor said it was just a bizarre case of shingles

  • Wow, that's terrible

  • I know

  • I'm gonna go refill that ice.

  • No, no, no! Stop bringing up your sad shingles story

  • Oh No. Anxiety, why are you here? I really wanna go to this party alone.

  • And now you're just standing here. Get your phone out, look busy!

  • What the hell do you think you're doing? Do you want people to see you doing that?

  • Doing what, eating?

  • Yes. Oh my god, people are gonna see how you eat.

  • You've been looking at that alone for way too long

  • People are gonna realize that you only know the host like some kind of weird loner.

  • Enter a conversation!

  • Stop! Can't you see they don't wanna talk to you?

  • Yeah, I guess

  • Stop! They don't wanna talk to you either!

  • Okay

  • Are you fucking crazy? He doesn't wanna be cornered by you.

  • And what would you even say be so awkward

  • I'm sorry Anxiety, but everyone seems off limits

  • Hi! I'm Zac. This is my friend Siobhan

  • I'm Katie. How do you guys know Cynthia?

  • What? Cynthia...

  • They hate what you're wearing and they know you're lame

  • You're gonna ruin this conversation. Get out now! Say you're hungry

  • I am hungry.

  • Oh, me too. I think I can make a plate

  • Oh I will come with!

  • You idiot! Now looks like you latched onto them

  • Uh actually I'm not. Never mind

  • Great. You left them to stand in a corner. Now they think you're rude!

  • Your third drink? People are gonna think you are an alcoholic

  • Yeah I'm just like red solo cups. Are they so popular?

  • Terrible topic. But thank god you are finally talking to someone

  • Wait. That's her landlord!

  • He just responded to a noise complaint. You shouldn't be talking to him

  • Hey you grab it... sorry guys

  • Does anybody here have a vacation story that could be fun?

  • No one is talking to you. You don't belong here. You should just go home right now!

  • Hey. has everybody here been Iceland ever?

  • Oh god no. Play it off as a joke. Show them you can laugh at yourself

  • And watch me trip, and watch me bend knee, and watch me trip trip, and watch me bend knee

  • I'm not with her.

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The doctor said it was just a bizarre case of shingles

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