[W-PSHH!]

[擊掌聲]

TOP O' THE MORNING TO YA, LADDIES!

各位女士們早上好呀！

My name is Jacksepticeye, and welcome to "Papers, Please!"

我是Jacksepticeye，歡迎來到《Paper, Please!》

[*in-game garbled foreign language*]

[遊戲中的廣播聲]

[cheerfully] Next, please!

下一位，請過來！

Move it along!

隊伍向前！

Hello, little lady!

哈囉，矮小的女士！

Look at yer little head~

看看你那小小的腦袋～

[*scanner beeping*] Your weight is different...

你的體重不一樣...

Did you take a poop before you got here?

你來這邊之前有上大號嗎？

Um... We're gonna have a "Denied,"

嗯...我們要來個「拒絕入境」

and we're gonna have a reason,

還有理由

[threateningly] and we're gonna say get the fuck out of my line.

然後我們會說「他媽的滾出我的列隊！」

[cheerily] Ah-buh-bye~!

啊～掰掰～

[*in-game foreign language as transition*]

[遊戲中的廣播聲]

I can do all this shit now!

我現在可以做這些事了！

[*erratic button pressing/beeping/clacking*]

[各種亂按快捷鍵]

[*in-game foreign language transition*]

[遊戲中的廣播聲]

[Robotically] Matching.

[機械音] 符合 (X1)

[more robotically] Matching.

[機械音] 符合 (X2)

[even more robotically] Matching~

[機械音] 符合 (X3)

[robotic] Ohh. Numbers. Matching.

[機械音] 喔～數字...符合！

So good.

太棒了

[*buzzing*] Feels good~

感覺真好～

[*in-game language transition*]

[遊戲中的廣播聲]

[*voicing guard character*] "I fought in Kolechia for 5 years."

「我在Kolechia打了五年的仗」

"You think this is bad?"

「你覺得這裡不好？」

"In Arstotzka, is 10 times worse than Kolechia."

「在Arstotzka..比這裡糟糕十倍！」

[*unfitting circus music intensifies + screams*] "Do not blame them for coming here..."

「不要怪他們跑來這裡......」

[*music ends abruptly*] "Anyways you are doing well, keep it up."

「總之，你做得很好，繼續努力吧！」

[normally] Thanks, bro!

謝謝你，老兄！

Brofist!

兄弟拳！

...He brofisted me before he left.

他有跟我擊拳，在離開之前

You couldn't see it because it's all pixelated.

你看不到，因為都像素化了

[*in-game language transition*]

[遊戲中的廣播聲]

Everybody go home,

大家都回家吧！

I have to go back to my wife and kids!

我必須回到妻小的身邊

[*Struggles to get into the rubbish bin*]

[跳進垃圾桶]

[*metallic clatter*]

[金屬撞擊聲]

Everybody gets medicine,

大家都有藥吃～

everybody gets heat and food,

大家都有暖氣和食物

Ohh, it's like fuckin' krizzity-Christmas up in here!!

喔，這根本就是超級棒的聖誕節！

[*in-game language transition*]

[遊戲中的廣播聲]

[fearfully] Ohhh, gawd...

喔...天啊...

[nervously] Good morning, Inspector...

早安，巡警...

[*as Inspector*] "I just have a few questions for you."

「我有幾個問題要問你」

Okay...

好的...

[very quietly] I'm scared...

我好害怕...

[*paper rustling*] "Have you seen anything like this?"

「你有看過類似的東西嗎？」

*Moment of guilt*

啊！

AHH!

馬的！

[*ceramic shattering*] FUCK!

沒有！

NO!

呃...沒有！

Uhh, NO! [*paper crinkling*]

扣留！

[*buzzer*] DETAINED!!

[遊戲中的廣播聲]

[*in-game language transition*]

哈囉，小馬鈴薯先生！

[cutely] Hello, little potato man~!

喔，你就是最常製造麻煩的那位

[normally] Oh, you're the one that always causes trouble

你要拿出偽造的通行證，對吧？

You've, like, fake tickets, don'tcha?

看到沒？他就像是「我想要通過」

See? He's like, "I wanna get in,"

但他根本沒有天殺的文件！

but he doesn't even have any fucking documents.

窩嗚！

[*grate clangs*] WHOA!

發生了什麼事？

[*buzzer sirens*] What happened?!

不！快回來！

NO!! Get back!

他、他試著跳過邊境...你不能這樣做！

[frantic] H-He tried to jump the border, you can't do that,

你必須要經過檢查站...

You have to go through the checkpoint--

老兄！

DUDE!!

不！

NO!

[槍擊聲]

[*guns firing*]

他被射殺了...

He got shot--

不～～～～～

[*explosion*] NOO!!

[油炸物掉落聲]

[*potatoes, french fries, and potato chips plopping down*]

馬鈴薯老兄...

[mournfully] 'Tato bro...

你一直都是我的最愛！

You were always my favorite!

[遊戲主題曲之後面還有]

[♪"Papers, Please" main theme ♪]

ARSTOTZKA的榮耀！

[in Slavic accent] GLOOORY TO ARSTOTZKA!!

最偉大的國家！

GREATEST COUNTRY...!

讓我們引以為傲～～～～～

MAKE US PROOOOUD!!