We've got crutches, a mangled van,

and a big-ass cat.

We're gonna make people think

they're taking an injured person's groceries to their car.

But when they get to the car, they're gonna find a tiger.

Rah! Grr!

Jeana: All right, game on.

Jesse's up first.

Jesse: Could you maybe, like, help me bring it to my vehicle?

I rolled my ankle 'cause

I was trying to bring this cat home from the zoo.

All right, it's right over here.

Right here.

Look at the guy, look at -- he's like,

"Why is" -- his mouth is wide open.

We gotta do this quick.

Hang on. Are you kidding me?

No, no, this -- is this a bad thing?

[ Laughs ] Look at this guy.

Can you maybe open the door as I throw it in there?

Hi, can you help me with this meat right here?

I just need to put it in my vehicle.

You mean put it in the car? Yeah, yeah.

I have my cat in there.

She's pretty nice. See her in there?

Oh, wait a minute.

I'm not going in there.

What?

I think you better take him to the zoo.

I mean, that's where I took him from.

Hi, yeah, yeah, could you maybe give me a hand?

I rolled my ankle the other day.

I was playing with my cat.

Oh, here she is.

-No freakin' way! -What?!

Could you open the door for me?

-Well, why not? -No, no, no, no.

I'm not going that way,

She's hungry, come on.

She's hungry, please.

No, plea --

Do you cat-sit?

Jesse: All right, Jeana, let's see what you've got.

All right, here we go, here we go.

Can you help me to my car?

Thank you.

Say you hurt yourself trying to save a stray today.

I was trying to save a stray cat near the zoo.

I have it here in the car right now.

She's here with me in the car.

What should we do with it?

What should we do with it?

I don't know.

I'm gonna open the door, and you grab her.

I'll open the door, and you could grab her.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, look.

You don't want to touch her?

Do you think I'm crazy?

No. Hell no.-Hell no?

Okay.

Thank you.

-Give him a hug. -Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, he tried to get her number!

Ew!

I have a cat, and I tripped over her.

She's really big.

Yeah, that's my cat.

Good lord! Stop it.

Why do you think I have all that meat?

Who's the wrangler？ I am.

You are -- stop it.

I mean, I'm trying to be.

Here we go. Prank time, you ready?

Now let's see what Vitaly can do.

All right, V, you hear me?

Yeah, we ready?

Yeah, yeah, we're ready.

Excuse me, mamacita, can you help me with my bags, please?

-Where are you going? -Right here, this car.

I'm around the corner.

Huh?

No, you don't... You don't have to open it.

No, no, no, no, no, no!

Where is your automobile?

This is my car.

No, no, no!

Don't open the door.

[ Gasps ] Vitaly, you cannot let her open the door!

Don't open the door!

Thank you. That's it, that's it.

You can't open it. Open it, bite you.

What the hell, man?

I like this. Let's keep going.

Excuse me.

Ma'am, could you help me, please?

Do you lift or what?

"Do you lift or what?"

Thank you so much.

Talk about how you have to feed your animal.

I gotta feed my dog.

Yeah, dog is very big.

Here's my car.

Big dog.

Here.

Can you please put it in?

What?

No, I don't want to.

Please.

Please, please, please!

Please!

She's still running. She ran into the store!

Yo, Vitaly, I [bleep] love you!

There's no way to beat that reaction.