and if you don't know,

如果你不知道

brace yourselves, because I have some exciting news.

就準備接招吧，因為我有些讓人興奮的消息

You ready? Yes.

準備好了嗎? 是

I have my own site. It's called ellentube.

我有自己的視頻網站，叫做ellentube

It's only been up for a few months,

它才上線幾個月

but it's the number one video site with my name on it.

但現在已是有我的名字在上面、排行第一名的網站

So--

所以--

Thank you, thank you. [cheers and applause]

謝謝，感謝你們

You know, what's great about ellentube is that the content

你們知道嗎， ellentube裡面最棒的是，它的內容

is--it's fun for your whole family.

非常有趣--適合闔家觀賞

Your kids are safe on ellentube.

ellentube 對小朋友非常安全

Babies love it, adults love it.

嬰兒愛它、大人也愛它

Teenagers love it, which is impresive,

青少年愛它，它的內容讓人印象深刻

'cause teenagers hate everything.

因為青少年總是憤世疾俗

And you can upload your videos,

你們可以上傳影片

and so, you've been posting some really great ones.

然後，把很棒的東西全部po上來

I'd like to share some that you've uploaded here.

現在，我要來分享一些你們上傳的內容

This one is from Adolfo Sagastume, I believe,

以下這一段是來自阿爾道夫‧薩加斯坦，我相信

from Tarzana, California.

它來自加州的塔桑那

Okay, Batbats, come on.

好了。來吧

You got this.

把球擺好

Trick shot. In the basket.

魔術射門，要進籃喔

- Go. - Come on, Batman.

- Go - 來吧，蝙蝠俠

go.

射門

- Amazing!

- 很厲害吧！

That is very impressive, Batman. Good for you.

讓人印象深刻的一招，蝙蝠俠，你太厲害了

That was a good video,

很棒的一段影片

then I noticed there were some mistakes people are making,

接著我注意到，有些人犯的錯

and I want to help-- I'm always happy to help you,

我想要幫忙-- 我很樂意協助大家

so here are some tips: when you're shooting a video,

以下是一些小技巧：當你在拍攝影片時

make sure there's sound.

要確定能夠收到音

Because I ask my viewers to record themselves,

因為我要求觀眾把自己拍下來

'cause I hear a lot of people dance when I'm dancing?

因為我自己在跳舞時，聽到一票人也在跳舞

So I said, "Hey, video yourself dancing,

因此我才說，嘿，把你們自己在跳舞的樣子拍下來

and upload it to ellentube."

上傳到ellentube

so I got one from--I think her name is Tiana Buckley

接著我收到一段──我想她的名字叫蒂娜．巴克利

from New Minas, Nova Scotia,

來自加拿大的新米那斯．新斯科西亞省

and she forgot the sound.

她顯然忘了收音

She was tickling twitch.

她正在搔癢啦

Here's another tip: if you-- you should point the camera

還有另一個小技巧：你必須把攝影機

at what you're trying to film.

對準你想拍的

This is what I think is a scare,

這正是我覺得最恐怖的地方

and it's from Tara Murdoch in Ridley Park, Pennsylvania.

以下則是由塔拉‧默鐸在賓州雷德利公園所拍的

- I--was that a good scare? I don't know.

我--它很恐怖嗎？我不知道

We'll never know.

我們可能永遠不會知道

You can see that exclusively on ellentube.

你可以在ellentube上，獨家看到它

You can watch it,

你能觀賞到它

over and over again and find out what--

一而再，再而三，搞清楚

if you can figure out what was going on.

只要你能搞清楚發生了什麼事

If your going to scare someone,

如果你正準備嚇嚇別人

you have to make sure and point the camera at them.

但你必須先確定攝影機有對準他們

- Yah!

-呀！

- See?

-你看?

See, like, I pointed a camera at Andy

看，像是，我把鏡頭對著安迪

and Andy didn't know I pointed a camera at him, so,

安迪卻不知道我正在拍他，所以

that was a good scare. Did you like it, Andy?

它很嚇人喔，你喜歡它嗎，安迪?

- Yeah, very funny. - Okay, good.

- 耶，太好笑了 -OK，好

If you want to see that again, you can upload it on--

如果你想再看一次，你可以把它上傳

you know, I'm gonna upload that on ellentube,

你知道，我正準備把它上傳到ellentube

so people can watch that over and over again.

大家就可以一看再看

And finally, when you're shooting with a smartphone,

最後，當你用智慧型手機在拍

Um, most people know to hold it horizontally, don't you?

嗯? 大部分的人都知道要橫的拿著，你不曉得嗎?

Because if--you get more in the frame,

因為，你會在取景窗中拍到更多

because if you hold it vertically,

因為你直的拿

the picture will narrow,

畫面就會變窄

like this one from Ray Thompson from Joplin, Missouri.

以下這一段來自密蘇里州的雷‧湯普森

- Ellen, would you please help me convince my wife

- 艾倫，能請你幫忙說服一下我太太

why she needs to stay off the lawnmower?

她必須遠離除草機的理由

I appreciate her wanting to help me,

我很感謝她想來協助

but this is why I need your help.

但正是我要你幫忙的

Here's my lawnmower. As you can see,

我的割草機，就像你所看到的

it has been scorched in flames.

它被火點著了

And there's our fence.

那是我們的圍牆

Thank you.

謝謝你

Okay, so--

好，接下來

How does that happen?

怎麼發生的?

How does a lawnmower catch on fire?

割草機為什麼會著火?

Why are you sending me lawnmower repair questions?

你為什麼拿割草機的問題來問我?

I--

我

I want to help you. My first idea

我來幫你忙，我當時第一個想到

was to get you one of those push mowers,

幫你找一台推式除草機

with the blades, 'cause those don't catch--

底下有刀葉的，因為它不會

they can't catch on fire, but then I had a better idea:

不會草火，但我有個更好的想法

I called my friends at John Deere,

我把在強迪爾的朋友找來

and we are going to send you a brand-new John Deere S240 Sport.

我們會送你一台全新的強迪爾S240 運動型割草機

How you doing over there, Gina?

還順利嗎，吉娜?

- Good. - You can't get it going?

-不錯- 你沒辦法開動嗎?

Don't know how to do that?

不知道怎麼操作?

Okay.

好

No, don't even try it.

不，連試都別試了

I have a feeling you'll set that--oh.

我知道你會搞定它--喔