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  • -[beatboxing]

  • -[annoyed]: Please. Stop doing that.

  • -What's the matter, Pear?

  • Don't you like my fresh beats? [laughs]

  • -[groans]

  • Hey, look, new fruits in the house.

  • -What a dump.

  • -Whoa! Where are we?

  • -We left the tropical island for this?

  • -Aloha! Sounds like you guys aren't

  • coco-nuts about your situation. [laughs]

  • -Hey, I'm the only coconut, pal.

  • -Clearly, I'm a banana.

  • -And I'm a lime, you idiot.

  • -No. I just meant that--

  • -What the heck is this goofball supposed to be, anyway?

  • -I'm not a goofball. I'm an orange.

  • -Oh, sorry. What's this ORANGE goofball supposed to be?

  • [laughter]

  • -Hey!

  • -Uh, guys? I wouldn't make fun of Orange if I were you.

  • -Why shouldn't we make fun of your friend?

  • -Well... because...

  • -(all) He will, he will

  • Mock you

  • -This guy? We ain't afraid of him.

  • -He will, he will

  • Mock you

  • -Whatever. Bring it on.

  • -Buddy, you're a coconut

  • You got a hairy butt

  • Hate to tell ya

  • That ya gonna be cracked someday

  • Ya got seeds in your face

  • You big disgrace

  • I'm surprised anyone likes

  • The way that you taste

  • -What's that supposed to mea-- [screaming]

  • [whack!] -Dah!

  • [Coconut and Lime scream]

  • -(all) He will, he will

  • Mock you

  • -[whimpers]

  • -Buddy, you're a lime

  • You're real small time

  • You gonna get cut up

  • And squeezed someday

  • You'll see all sorts of strife

  • For the rest of your life

  • Somebody should've warned you about

  • Knife!

  • -(all) He will, he will

  • Mock you

  • -Pssh. Whatever. He can't hurt me.

  • Nothing rhymes with "banana."

  • Right?

  • -Hey, buddy Banana

  • You'll move to Havana

  • And live in a cabana

  • For the rest of your days

  • You're gonna love that place

  • Have all sorts of space

  • And nothing's gonna happen

  • You'll be totally safe

  • -[chuckles] Really?

  • -Nope. Not really.

  • -[screams]

  • -(all) He will, he will

  • Mock you

  • He will, he will

  • Mock you

  • [blender starts]

  • -Whoa!

  • [electric guitar solo plays]

  • -Aloha! Who are you?

  • I'd offer to shake, but I don't have any hands. [laughs]

  • -You know exactly who we are.

  • -Yeah, I don't know.

  • I meet a lot of food in the kitchen.

  • It all "blends" together. [laughs]

  • -That's it! I can't take it anymore.

  • -Ah, don't worry. You won't have to.

  • -Why is that?

  • -Mouth!

  • [all screaming]

  • -Geez, those guys aren't very "smoothie." [laughs]

  • Get it? Smoothie. [laughs]

  • You're not laughing.

  • -Hey, what's up, guys? Dane here once again.

  • Thanks for watching the new episode, as always,

  • and if you liked it, make sure to punch that "like" button!

  • You know Orange would approve of that.

  • Hey, "like" button! Fist!

  • And if you like the song, make sure to check it out on iTunes.

  • The link is below, and make sure to write in the comments

  • what song you want us to spoof next.

  • Until next time, Ninja Baby Attack! [Captioned by StreamCaptions.com]

-[beatboxing]

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